spooky month x male reader insert

unwanted guest

"your pov"
Y/n: god damn Dexter never keeping these damn files in line
"You continue to look for the file that can permeant you keep living in Dexter's van but you found something"
Y/n: what the hell
"You found a folder with Dexter's name on it you open it and see a criminal record for identity theft and accidental manslaughter"
Y/n: what the is Dexter even his real name son of a bitch I need to find out if this is true
"While you were going to comfort him the phone started to ring"
Dexter: y/n could you get that I'm a bit busy
Y/n: o-okay
"You pick up the phone"
Y/n: hello this is exterminator service and we eliminate pests
???: Yeah I think I have a rat in my attic he keeps making noises while I'm trying to do things and while I'm trying to sleep could you come over and help me
Y/n: sure hey Dexter we need to go to this lady's house and exterminate a pest
Dexter: okay start the van
"You guy's get in the van"

"You guy's are in the van when you try to strike up a conversation"
Y/n: so Dexter you ever going to organize those files or your not just gonna do that
Dexter: listen we can't just focus on those files we need to focus on the task at hand
Y/n: yeah but we need to also focus on the futur-
Dexter: end of discussion okay
Y/n: but I
Dexter: End. Of. Discussion.
Y/n: whatever
Dexter: anyway if you want to live in my van you gotta start showing me respect
Y/n: dude you don't show me respect
Dexter: just shut up okay were here
"Stop the music"
Y/n: this better be worth it
"You guy's go up to the door and a purple haired girl who looked like around your age but slightly taller then you you thought she looked beautiful you ended up spacing out"
???: Ah you finally came
Dexter: yes it is us Dexter and y/n we kill rats bats cats and anything fast
???: Ah swe- wait you kill cat's
Dexter: oh no no no no I love cat's I hug then till there brbrbrbrains pop out
???: Oh okay and you
"You were still spaced out you were caught staring well that went without saying but little did you know your face was getting red"
???: You okay there
Y/n: I uhhhhhhh am nice and dandy
???: Okay come in
"You guy's were welcome inside"
???: So what kind of cats do you like
Dexter: oh no I'm a dog person
Y/n: why do you always change your opinion so fast
"Before you guys go to the attic you decide to introduce yourself"
Y/n: uh h-hi my name is y-y/n
???: Nice to meet you mines lila
Y/n: hehe yeah it's nice to meet you two I'm just gonna do my job now hehe
Lila: okay
"You and Dexter are now I'm the attic Dexter was setting up a trap while you were watching out for the rat"
Dexter: now with this trap I can get that rat a fulfill my needs
Y/n: even though you got hard whenever you kill something that doesn't mean you need to announce it to everyone
Dexter: yeah yeah we will get this rat hehehehe *snort* hehehe
Y/n: what the hell is that
"All of a sudden a red demon came rushing at you and Dexter"
Dexter: AHHHHHHHHHH
"You lightly hear lila say"
Lila: looks like they found it
"Dexter then let out a laugh"
Y/n: dude what the hell are you
"All of a sudden Dexter ran and punched you"
Y/n: ow son of a
"You then got grabbed and got thrown to the wall"
Y/n: dude stop
Dexter: you will suffer endless pain
Y/n: what are you saying
"Dexter then grab you and therw you down the attic stairs"
Lila: what's happening here whoa are you okay
"You get up"
Y/n: never better
"Then Dexter came down the stairs you and lila started running she grabbed a curved ruler and hit him"
Y/n: get recked
"Dexter got back up and grabbed and threw you then started crushing lila"
Y/n: hey asshack
Dexter: what
Y/n: you ani't hurting he-
"Then Dexter slashed up left diagonally"
Lila: y/n haaaaa
"She was cut short by Dexter grabbing her again and started crushing her harder"
Dexter: I'll rip you in half and keep you alive
???: Hey mom what's uhhh
Lila: k-kids
"Dexter then therw lila to the ground and you decided to check on her"
Dexter: you you two kept me in the attic for 2 years forcing me to eat rats and spiders I will burn you and feast on your flesh
???: It's not molich
???: What but it's him
???: No it's not he's red and cool this one's lame and yellow
???: Oh I know turn your head around only demons came do that
Dexter: fine but then I'm going to kill you
"He turns his head so far that he accidentally snaps his own neck"
???: See not him
???: Oh
Y/n: lila you okay
???: Hey mom can we watch something
Lila: sure kids sure
Y/n: uhh who are they
Lila: that one is skid he's my son and next to him is his best friend pump
Y/n: o-okay t-thats c-c-cool
"You pass out from blood loss"
Lila: okay kids I'll be right back
"Lila Carried you to the van as she put you in the seat the glove department opened"
"Lila pov"
Lila: what are these
"I see papers that say eviction notice for y/n l/n he has no were to live"
Lila: oh okay only for a bit though
"I grabbed him and placed him on my bed to heal to be honest he looks cute when he is sleeping anyway the kids are probably wondering where I went time to go to then and chill"
A/n: yay 3 books now which means more content for me yeah anyway bye I'm tired