The Return Of Bill Cipher (18+ moments)

The Return Of The God

                                             ᴘᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ᴏɴ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ ꜰᴀʟʟꜱ

Mable: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, I'M ON THE PHONE! anyways girl, so-" Dripper gets up and goes to the bathroom, he does his routine brushing his teeth and all that shit. He grabs a pen and his journal and goes downstairs and out the door.

                               ミ★ *𝘌𝘱𝘪𝘤 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨* ★彡

Dipper: "I'm going out in the forest to get some info, Ford and Stan!" a loud explosion coming from a room go off. 'Oh Ford, you we're the twin of smartness, but destruction!' Ford cleans himself off then walks to Dipper at the door.

Ford: "Take this, I know you might not believe in Bill anymore but, it might help if you do!" Ford gives him a crucifix with a triangle in the middle of it 'This is why I liked Ford, he has always been prepared for anything, even he still thinks Bill is around hiding' 

Dipper: "Thanks, Ford! I-I'm glad you still think Bill is around too, I thought I was the only crazy one here." Ford smiles and Nods before another explosion goes off from the room he was in and he runs into the room yelling.

Stan: "KEEP IT DOWN FORD! I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV!" Ford yells back "SORRY! YOU NEED THE EXTRA NOISE ANYWAYS YOU SCARECROW!" I laugh to myself I've always argued like that but in a fun way, they built the Stan O' War II and went to the supernatural parts of the ocean, I'll tell that in a different story though. I walk out the door close it and see 3 girls.

Girl 1: "Uhm... Like is this the Mystery Shack? We're looking for our own girly Mable." Of course, she invited her fri- wait... Their not Candy, Grenda, and Wendy? What the Fuck Mable... I was about to speak when I was pushed over by Mable falling to the ground and my journal goes about 2 feet away from me.

Mable: "Hey girlies! Oh... Dipper Where are you going? Not like I care what happens to you! I couldn't give any Fucks!" I felt embarrassed. Dipper finally spoke "I-I- I'm going in the forest to take some notes about the supernatural, you know... as we use to? together!" Mable's friends look at me like I just spoke 5 different languages then get offended by every one of them before looking at Mable.

Mable: "Ugh! You always need to embarrass me! Just get out of here! I still wonder if you're even my brother!" I froze like I was some statue, her words hurt a lot before but... this one hurt even more... Girl 2: "Awww! he's gonna cry!" She started Laughing, Girl 3: "Want some tissues little baby?!" Then they all started laughing at me... I pick up my journal and ran to the forest after some minutes I sit on a long. 'Why...Mable was so nice to me when we were 13! What happened? I guess the supernatural will cheer me up abit!' I walk around and see something new. 'Woah... It's so majestic!' I take a picture of it and look down, my eyes widened when I saw that same triangle behind the tree looking at me... I quickly look up 'Huh..? Whatever! I need more sleep I guess...' A few photos later I got some new animals from the supernatural, I still kept seeing that triangle though... This creeped me out because, I thought and felt like I was being watched.. from every single angle... 'T-This is enough photos for today! I'll draw them in my journal and name them then I get to the shack.

??: "I'm always watching you Pinetree~ No matter where you ARE~!" I turn around fast and saw nothing, I ran back to the shack, and I was off-centered enough, I open the door and see Stan sleeping, Ford making loud noises like always, and Mable and her friends loudly laughing upstairs, I go to see what Ford was doing.

Ford: "Just need this and... Perfect!" Ford backed away, it was a mini-looking portal only a human can go through. I sit by the door, I don't wanna disturb him since he likes when he's in the zone of what he's doing, I walk away and go upstairs. 'I might write the names in our room since I have all my stuff up there. I open the door and see Mable and her friends they stopped laughing and looked at me.

Girl 1: "Damn where have you been?! you look like a mess!" 'Mable pushed me into a tiny mud pond and I fell when I was in the forest.' I ignored her and get some clean clothes (Like PJs) a few minutes later I come back into the room with the clean clothes on and the fresh smell from the shower.