sans x me [agender] 〔『fluff fic』〕

fluff thing with Sans cuz I'm a simp

    It was another day in the underground, I stood up and stretched, shaking in the process. Walking down stairs I saw Sans lying on the couch with his arms folded behind his head, I walked towards him and stared at his napping figure lovingly. "Like what ya see?" He spoke, I jumped at his voice and covered my face, my face was turning warm and red. "Dude! What the hell!" He stood up and held my hands away from my face, staring into my eyes. "Good morning, Rayser" I smiled and looked away in embarrassment. "Good morning, babe"

      Papyrus walked towards us from the kitchen, his walking style showing his happiness. "GOOD MORNING RAYSER!" I looked at Papyrus and smiled, my hands still with Sans' "Good morning, Papyrus!" Papyrus' face contorted into a knowing expression, he grabbed Sans and I's arms and dragged us to the kitchen. "COME ON YOU TWO, YOU CANT JUST STAND THERE AND ADMIRE EACHOTHER ALL DAY! YOU NEED MORNING SPAGHETTI TO BE ENERGIZED!" Both Sans and I blushed at his words.

   Sans and I have been dating for so long, in fact, today was our 8 year anniversary, we met at 2016 and started dating at 2017. I wonder if he remembered our anniversary or not, if he had forgotten I honestly wouldn't mind it, not everyone can remember well, me included. I sat at the dinner table, waiting for our morning spaghetti, Sans sat next to me and looked into my eyes, smiling dreamily, I had done the same, looking into his eyesockets and observing his facial expressions. We were lost in this staring competition, enjoying the silence, well... not really, Papyrus was making plates and pots bang against eachother, but honestly the meditation session we were in right now drowned the noises from the kitchen.

    A gray parrot glided towards us, smacking itself against Sans' skull, causing him to flich and close his eyes. I laughed at Coocoo's antics and picked him up, he flapped his wings in excitement "صباح الخير". I smiled "Good morning to you too, bestie"

    "My jod, can't you look where you're flying?? Dumbass-" Sans cursed at Coocoo, to which Coocoo just whistled as a response. Papyrus walked in with plates of spaghetti, placing them infront of each of us, including Coocoo. He was given special spaghetti without sauces to avoid sickness, considering parrots can't handle salt. We all chatted whilst saturating ourselves, then a brilliant idea was placed on the table.

    "HOW ABOUT WE ALL GO TO WATERFALLS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIFFS TODAY!" He exclaimed, bringing a smile on Sans and I's faces. We all agreed and decided to invite the rest of the friend group, we invited Undyne, Alphys and Mattaton. Soon after some walking we arrived at a hill and set camp, unfolding our folding chairs and setting up the table and grill. Soon, all of the group arrived to the spot.

       "Alphys! Undyne! Mettaton! You made it!" I squeezed them in a hug, we greeted eachother and sat down and played some games. Sans, Alphys and I played Ludo, Alphys was winning so far, Undyne and Papyrus were racing and Mettaton cheered for them whilst acting as the end goal. Every now and then Mettaton would insist on taking group pictures and videos, in fact, he took a video of Papyrus and Undyne whilst they raced.

       At some point, we decided to grill some hotcats and burgers. Being the glutton I am, I decided I wanted a hotcat AND a burger- yes I know, unhealthy. Undyne manned the grill whilst Papyrus kept collecting fuel for the grill. As it came to be, its hard to find good fuel in waterfalls considering everything is damp, and wet grass won't light on fire. Due to that, Sans and I helped Papyrus on his search, and it took too long if I'm being honest. Papyrus and I looked towards the west whilst Sans looked east, where Paps and I were headed, there stood a tree, which were rare to find in Waterfalls. Something about it was very odd.. in fact, I think-

     Before I knew it, my breathing hitched and I felt the deja vu set in. My mind was filled with confusion as it typically does everytime I get a deja vu situation, sometimes I get sad for no real reason, and there was one time that I apparently showed happiness while I had deja vu, at the time I didn't know it, but Sa-