- Disclaimer - I don't own the characters or the franchise or the cover, I only own my oc.
intro: This is the story of how Metro City's Villain, his henchmen, and thirteen year old creation/daughter saved the city from a mistake that a certain blue...
Mayham was currently waiting in the fake observatory, she was currently wearing her casual outfit a red hoodie with a blue shirt, a spiked choker, a dark blue skirt with black leggings underneath, and boots and her ears were now pointier than they were when she was a baby.
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( A/n: They grow up so fast! What do ya think of Mayham's look? )
Mayham's head then perks up when she heard the sound of Minion and Megamind's laughter. Mayham quickly knew what to do as she helped Minion with placing their favorite captive, Roxanne Ritchie. Mayham smiled as she and Minion removed the bag from Roxanne's head. Megamind turned his chair to face Roxanne while petting a brainbot with a smile.
Megamind: Miss Ritchie, we meet again.
Roxanne: Would it kill you to wash the bag?
Mayham: Oh, we do wash it... Every 4 to 5 months. ( She said with a smile )
Megamind: You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchie. I'm afraid no one can hear you!
Roxanne doesn't scream, which made Mayham crossed her arms with a pout.
Mayham: Dad, she isn't screaming.
Megamind: Why...uh, why isn't she screaming?
Minion: Miss Ritchie, if you don't mind?
Megamind: Like this...aaahhhh! But that's... That's a poor lady scream.
The brainbot Megamind then bites his hand and he screams in pain. Mayham winced slightly and covered her ears.
Roxanne: ( sarcastically: ) That's a little better. ( Looks around ) Is there some kind of nerdy supervillain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
Minion: Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-
Megamind & Mayham: ( at the same time ) Don't answer that.
Minion: ( whispers: ) Romania.
Megamind: Don't! Stop! She's using her nosey reporter skills on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets.
Minion gasped and covered his mouth, Mayham growled slightly at Roxanne and she pushed Minion away from the reporter slightly as Megamind rolled his chair around Roxanne.
Megamind: Such tricks... won't work on me...
Roxanne: Please talk slower.
Megamind: ...temptress! ( Pushes his chair back to the controls desk )
Roxanne: Wait, what secrets? You're so predictable!
Mayham: ( confused: ) Predictable?
Megamind: Predictable, predictable! Oh, you call this... predictable?!
Megamind pulled a lever, revealing the alligators that were snapping at Roxanne, who wasn't scared in the slightest.
Roxanne: Your alligators, yes! I was thinking about it on the way over.
Megamind and Mayham were both a bit disappointed, then Mayham pulled another lever and deployed a gatling gun.
Mayham: What's this? Boom! In your face.
Roxanne: Clichéd.
Megamind: No, look! Watch.
Megamind then brings down giant blades above Roxanne's head.
Roxanne: ( calmly: ) Juvenile.
Mayham: ( offended: ) Hey, those things weren't easy to steal.
Megamind: Shock and awe!
A saw appears near Roxanne's face.
Roxanne: Tacky.
Mayham then just watched with a disappointed expression and her arms crossed as Megamind continued pulling levers and trying to get Roxanne to be scared.
Megamind: Oh, it's so scary!
Roxanne: Seen it.
Megamind: What's this one do?
Roxanne: Garish!
Megamind then gave up, Mayham saw a spider hanging in front of Roxanne.
Roxanne: Okay, the spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
Megamind looked at Minion and Mayham, Minion shrugs and Mayham mouthed " roll with it. "
Megamind: Uh...yes! The...the speiiiider. Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathicus will instantly paralyze-
Roxanne calmly blew the spider at Megamind and it went on his eye.
Megamind: Oh!
Minion then hits Megamind, trying to kill the spider. Mayham glared at Roxanne.
Megamind: Get it off! Ow, it but me!
Roxanne: ( sigh ) Give it up, Megamind, your plans never work.
Mayham helps Megamind up and she continued to glare at Roxanne.
Megamind: Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?
The brianbot then comes out of nowhere and bites Megamind's hand again. Megamind screamed in pain. Mayham winced in pain before she began helping Megamind get the bot to let go of his hand.
