Today is the day Douma want to try marrying Akaza. He knows Akaza would probably reject him but he has a plan.
"Akaza-dono! I have a question?" Douma says walk to Akaza
"What the fuck do you want Douma?"
"Will you marry me?" Douma ask
"What n-"
"Yes?! Omg. I'm telling Daki to start the wedding." Douma says running away
"I DIDN'T EVEN SAY YES?!" Akaza screams
~12 seconds later~
"Nakime-san! Do you mind if you can get all demons that were invited and Muzan-sama here??" Daki ask
Nakime strums her Biwa and everyone teleported in a seat besides Douma and Akaza. Akaza was wearing a wedding dress while Douma was wearing a suit. Daki stands in between them.
"What the fuck is going on?" Enmu ask Muzan
"I don't know. All I know is that stupid Kocho simp started the wedding." Muzan response
"Thank for you all coming here to Douma and Akaza wedding!" Daki says
"Douma do you take Akaza to be you wife?" Daki ask
"Yes I do! 😀" Douma response
"Akaza do you take Douma to be your husband?"
"Isn't obvious?" Akaza says
"You may now kiss the bride!"
"ITS A FUCKING NO." Akaza says
Everyone gasp
"It was kinda expected to be honest." Kokushibo says to Gyutaro
"I think Akaza was forced to get married to Douma." Gyutaro says
Douma then becomes emo and runs out of the infinity castle. Then all of a sudden depressed sad music randomly starts playing and all the demon just stand there being confused.
