"Monjiro! Look what I have. Its shiny, gray, and its sharp! Can I stab kill demons with this thing."
"That's a knife Inosuke. My name is also Tanjiro not Monjiro. Please don't use it on anyone-"
"WAHHHHHHHHH!1!!1!!1!1!!!111! TANJIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THE BOAR BITCH STABBED ME WITH A KNIFE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA. IM GOING TO DIE! IM GONNA DIE SINGLE AND LONELYYYYYYY. I DON'T WANNNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 *Dies*💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"
This is my life! Its insufferable. First my family died now Inosuke just stabbed Zenitsu who is now literally dead. He deserved to get stabbed. -Tanjiros famous words