UN, Room of Experts.
✈ Sir! Sir, hello!
∇ I'm not sir.
✈ You and I have met ... the case of the robber! Do you remember?
∇ As a matter of fact ...
✈ In the store!
∇ In a store? No, that never happened to me.
✈ And you don't recognize me? Everybody recognizes me today.
∇ That might change if you go out without a badge.
✈ Huh.
∇ Wait! Aren't you the guy who ran after the bully? Yes, in the store.
✈ Yeah, yeah! I got him. I mean, along with the cops. Tasers. It was a mess. Good thing I didn't get caught! You beat the amstaff pretty good! I didn't see you in court.
∇ Pitbull. I didn't go to the trial. I'm against prisons.
✈ Uh ...
∇ Restriction of freedom is evil. Absolutely.
✈ Well ... What do we do with the offenders? That robber?
∇ He's just a squealer. A drunken, brazen rowdy with a gun. Him? Well, you could shoot him. The dog to the shelter.
✈ Dashing ... are you always this kind, or just on occasion?
∇ Always. Tell me, what are you and this group doing in the chamber of experts? You somehow don't fit my idea of the type and age of a professional ...
✈ Oh, yeah, those guys are farmers, they were chasing me. I mean, they ran to me. They call us "witnesses." Here, a badge. The guards asked us to ... how do you say ... to go along with the experts. Security's in a bit of a rush. This guy -- I know him -- he was a dispatcher for NASA's weather division.
∇ Was?
✈ Well, maybe still ... I just met him.
∇ Guy, we're all here for yesterday's phenomenon, right?
✈ I don't actually know... I was ordered to report. But other than the meteorite, there didn't seem to be anything, did there?
∇ Meteorite?
✈ Yes. That guy over there saw it first. And I tried to catch it.
∇ Caught?
✈ Well, yeah. I mean, I found it. I mean, not a meteorite. I did burn the weed patch, though. Maybe that's what the farmers didn't like. I decided not to wait for them to come close and ask ... and bravely took off. Flew away, that is.
∇ Are you so curious that you burned a field just to find a meteorite? Or are you a slash agrarian?
✈ Agrarian? ... Wait ... No, you misunderstood. I flew for that meteorite... you know, spiked... and landed in a meadow. There was grass, not cacti, it just ... it was on fire. A little bit. Actually, the whole area was smokin'.
∇ What were you flying? You didn't dive in a helicopter, did you? How did you descend?
✈ That's ... no. A strike fighter with a vertical landing.
∇ "Martin"?
✈ Yes. .. are you involved in aviation too? Or space?
∇ Not in the slightest. I was involved in the design of the catapults. For the shuttle in the beginning. The new ones.
✈ Oh, so you're here as a catapult specialist?
∇ No. I'm an official UN gravity expert. I come - they pay. You have to admit, I don't care about aliens.
✈ ?!
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Science Fiction{Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator} Contact with aliens will not necessarily lead to war, peace, neutrality or even ignoring ...