The fun of hypothetical scenarios (starring INTJ, ENFP, INFP and INTP)

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INTJ: I hate school. Wish there was a mass murder.

xNFPs: *creeped out*

INTP: Nice! I wonder what would happen if all the teachers turned against each other.

INFP: The Design Technology teachers would win. Look at the knives and the drills they have!

INTJ: Imagine stuffing people in ovens and cooking severed limbs in saucepans.

ENFP: Ew, what the hell INTJ?

INTP: Nah, I think the Science teachers would. Homemade pipe bombs!

INTJ: Plus, they'd fill the swimming pool with sodium particles.

INFP: Fire!

ENFP: The most useless ones would be the Language teachers. What can they do, throw essays at people?

INTJ: Suffocate people with paper.

INFP: Oh no, the horror of analysing paragraphs.

INTP: Hmm. The most likely winners are the DT and Science teachers.

INFP: A fight to the death.

ENFP: Science teachers, probably. Set a trap on the classroom door using Physics or something.

INTJ: And explosions.

ENFP: And explosions.

INTP: Yes, science for the win!

INFP: And the ultimate survivors... Science teachers!

Everyone: *cheers*

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