Cleo:*Looking at joe with ay wtf look* Joe:*hic*ehat? (What) *hic* Cleo:Are you drunk? Joe:no I'm a poet
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Xisuma:I had a dream in which you died Xzavier(evil x):welp too bad that won't happen
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B-dubs:I was arrested for being too cool Etho:The charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence
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The squad is trying to con some random guy Impulse: Um, Tango, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Tango: We need money! Impulse: You're scamming him? Tango: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Impulse: What?! No way! Tango: Why not? We already stole Zedaph! Zedaph: Hey guys Impulse: No, we didn't. Zedaph can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! Zedaph: I wanna steal
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Grian: We need to get through this locked door. Mumbo, give me your credit card. Mumbo: Here. Grian:pocketing it: Thanks. Scar, kick down the door.
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Xzavier: God, give me patience. Hels: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Xzavier: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Gem: Pearl... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Pearl: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Gem:.... Gem: I wrote sanitize,
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Xelqua:People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. Xelqua: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Worm man(ehhhh~ ik him): *Accidentally hits Xzavier in the face* Worm man: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Worm man: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Xzavier: What's wrong with you?!
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