❝you know, you're pretty cute, considering you're 4,000 years old.❞
❝thank you?❞
luna clair loves museums. she loves history, mythology, all that old shit. so when her best friend's dad gets a new job as the night guard of the new york national hist...
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THE NIGHT WE MET
If you love, love the moon; if you steal, steal a camel.
( ancient egyptian proverb )
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INTRODUCTION
in which a young theater geek realizes the true meaning of death.
OR
in which a pharaoh who's been dead for thousands of years feels alive again.
FEATURING:
( the cast )
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luna clair, fulfiller of the prophecy
( kaitlyn dever )
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ahkmenrah, 4th pharaoh of egypt
( rami malek )
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larry daley, guardian of brooklyn
( ben stiller )
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nicky daley, comedic relief
( skyler gisondo )
⸺ and the rest of the natm cast as themselves ⸺
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author's note:
for literary purposes, the three movies will be written as a chronological two-ish years, instead of eight, like they originally were, and nicky will be played by skyler gisondo the whole time. also, according to every website i can find (and the novel adaptation of the movie), ahk is portrayed around eighteen, so luna will be around his age. they're both of age though!! for all of you that worry about that ;)
i also don't write smut ! so if you're looking for that here, i'll give you ample opportunity to leave.
are the horny ones gone?
...
okay cool. just us touch-starved folks now. y'all ready for some cutie ahkmenrah fluffy shit? step right this way.
edit: sorry about the title miscommunication; i forgot to edit this part *sweats nervously* but carry on!! it should be great.
