kamusta, reader!! welcome back to my rant shop, where u can witness me cry abt ninjago characters not genuinely going through their trauma for free or alternatively pay me to rant abt stupid new jersey kids and why novel!michael is one of my favs!!
todays chapter is all abt my past rants, published and the drafts!! this is a skippable chapter, feel free to move on!! if ur gonna stick around though, welcome to my lil memory lane :]
heres some things in this chapter:
- july 2021
- august 2021
- november/december 2021
- march/may/june 2022
- september/november/december 2022
- the announcement
lets begin, shall we??
== july '21!! ==
title: "HEY FUCKS LOOK WHAT I MADE"
day published: 18
"THAT'S RIGHT, I MADE A BOOK JUST FOR SLENDERMAN FLUFF AND NINJAGO SMUT
jkjkjkjkjk
Anyway, this shit made an entire book for author notes because who wants to take away from the story? All settled in? Got it, good talk.
Now my phone and charger are having sex, and my keyboard is drunk while listening to heat waves, so byeeee!
New Troubles chapter soon, after I get Bbh and Tubbo to help me do shit with the boy who became bffs with the egg :)"
notes from the future:
holy, i was different then. i still kinda talk like this, just tone the swearing down by 0.000000001%, make the words not auto-caps, and make me not obsessed with dsmp now. oh and i dont do ":)" anymore, kinda freaks me out a bit (not a trigger or nothin, just kinda unsettling?? idk it only feels normal when like close friends do it, other than that its ick).. also my keyboard doesnt just decide to be on crack and add random letters now, my fingers just do that naturally. it DOES decide though to randomly disappear like my dad when i need it smh
title: "how it shouldvee wentt ngl"
day published: 18
"im beggimg pleaase dont put me to thhe egggggggg
bbut micchael the egeeg iss niceeee
daddy siad it was meAnnnnn badddddd
he. Liad kiiid
oh
...
NOW FUCKING TOUUCH THE MOOTHERFUUCCKRINGG EGGGGGGGG
OKKKKKKK *FUCKING DIES*
FUUUUUUCKKKKKK, NOW O DONT HAVE BLACKKMAAAILLLLLLL
....wtf
My keeyboarrd sttill bee high owo. Alsso. Fuck youu sslep and aauticorrect >:("
notes from the future:
i miss these days ngl-- the rping and honestly having a good time doing it, not the weirdass typing with my charger
title: "ssspam post uwu"
day published: 18
"fuckk sleep i need aanswers
WHHO ELSOE HAS. THAT. OONE PHONE TRHAT WHEEN IT ANND. YOUR CHHARGER HAVE SEX ALL OOF AA SUDDEN YOUR KEYYBOARD IS. DRUNNK. IRR SOOME SHIITT?? JUST ME?
ty. for coominlg ito my tted talk, hoppe youu had ssexx to never coming home or hhaas a stroke reasding tthis. uwuu rawrrrr owo. Im ggayyyeey ffor the eggggggegjj"
notes from the future:
holy. just holy.
this is why i lost the charger my phone came with, it pulled this stuff
title: "The next Troubles chapter"
day published: 18
"So I'm working on "The deed is done", right? Well spoilers for it but I fucking messed up the order so yeah. It goes Friend death, another Friend death, then Michael death, not good ol' pig boy first 😭
YOU ARE READING
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