BLUE TEAM
Libra (M)
Aries (M)
Gemini (F)
Pisces (F) ||Child||
Virgo (F)
Cancer (F)
RED TEAM
Taurus (M)
Leo (M)
Scorpio (M)
Sagittarius (F)
Capricorn (M)
Aquarius (M)
The small room was pitch black, barely fitting all the signs in. Annoyed Virgo drips hand-sanitizer in everyone's palms, especially Libra's, no one knew what he was touching before all this.
Taurus was too busy eating a bag of curly fries in the back to get hand sanitizer from his friend Virgo. "Dude. What the hell are you doing? The match started!" This voice came from Leo.
"I'm eating! What does it look like?" Taurus rolled his eyes attempting to refocus on the half eaten bag of fries. Before he could continue, Leo had snatched the bag from him and tossed it away. Into an unknown corner. Away from Taurus' mouth.. Gone forever. "MY COMRADE HAS FALLEN!" Taurus dramatically dropped to the ground, and it wasn't long until his eyes met Leo's "HOW DARE YOU KILL HIM!"
"What the ****?" Leo raised a brow, "How are you my friend?"
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Gemini, Aries and Cancer. Working together to destroy Red team!
Gemini amazingly shooting off of mirrors, and straight up mauling oblivious Red team.
Cancer was a beast at this game.. Not as good as Gemini, but the girl was good. "Pew pew pew pew!" Her high pitched voice barely audible due to laser noises, Taurus' screams and sobs, and Aries occasionally yelling, "YA DEAD SON!!"
"STOP SCREAMING THAT YOU WANNA-BE GOAT!" Someone finally yelled back at the ram. Probably Scorpio.
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE!" Aries screamed.
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Virgo walked around the dark room, Pisces holding onto the older woman's hand. "When can I go play?" The little girl asked, attempting to break away from Virgo -- Unfortunately she didn't let go.
"When I've sanitized this whole room.. you never know what diseases you can get from just breathing in this bullsh**y air."
"Oooooooo." The young girl said, narrowing her eyes.
"Oh hush."
Expectingly... Capricorn appeared from around the corner holding his gun up to Virgo. "You're gonna shoot me first?" Virgo snickered, "Well I guess this is a great time to say... TIME FOR A POKÉMON BATTLE!"
"Wait what?" Capricorn lowered his gun, "I didn't sign up for this."
THE ROOM SUDDENLY TURNED 8-BIT?!
"WHY CAN I ONLY MOVE MY ARMS AND LEGS WHILE WALKING IN ONE DIRECTION???!" Aries shouted.
"SHUT UP ARIES!" Probably Leo.
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Continuing with this "Pokémon battle"...
Virgo threw her pokéball, "Go! Libra!" Libra suddenly appeared.. looking confused as ever. "Guys?"
Capricorn shrugged.. not even caring what was even going on, he just wanted to shoot Virgo and probably that child she had with her. Fox suddenly appears, "Tsk, Tsk, Capricorn. Shooting little kiddos."
"ITS A LASER TAG GAME!"
"Mhm, okay." The weird looking Fox-Girl disappears.
"Since the author doesn't give one tiny little dog ****, Imma just shoot you now Virgo." Capricorn said, his expression telling every one that he didn't care that HE WAS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
"Libra use balance!" Virgo shouted the pun-move.
"Are you friggn' kidding me." Libra sighed out. Why am I even here?? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? AND WHY DOES ARIES KEEP YELLING??
"I DON'T YELL THAT MUCH!" ARIES SCREAMED, KEEPING HIS SENTENCE IN CAPS CAUSE HE THINKS ITS SOO COOL. WELL GUESS WHAT ARIES, YOU'RE A.. lil horsy.
"THANK YOU!!"
*The Fourth wall has been Broken too many times in one part.
*Lol.
*CONTINUING NEXT TIME
And on next time.....
Sagittarius brought out her bow??
"THIS IS ILLEGAL!" Scorpio yelled, attempting to pull out the arrow in his knee.
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Scenarios (R-W)
HumorLETS BRING IT BACK BUT 100x BETTER AM I RIGHT!? Thinking back on when I first wrote this book, I remembered that I was young af. Like what was I doing?? Bringing my hilarious book back. Who's ready?
