I'm Improving By Drinking Ketchup?

What is This Screen In My Face?

Sans went to take a nap after his comedian act in Mettaton's hotel and at his two sentry stations in Snowdin & Hotland. He dreamed about his lovely ketchup and new material for his jokes. when suddenly the memories from Flowey's enormous amounts of resets came rushing back to him. And not only that but he saw some sort of screen in front of him.

(Congratulations, Sans the Skeleton From The Original Universe/Timeline in Multiverse Number 1, Hyperverse 1, Omniverse 696969 you have received the  Ketchup Consumption System. For every 1/1000 ounces of Ketchup you consume you gain +1 for all possible & Impossible stats. For Optimum gains you will be supplied a Soul Bound Ketchup Bottle that grows stronger with the user. Check yourself for further pertinent knowledge)

Initially, Sans was confused not only because of regaining memories from past timelines but this message. But after reading it he realized he could finally defend everyone from Flowey & who knows what else could be out there. He could finally surpass his younger brother Papyrus who was Massively more powerful than people realized but since the Great Papyrus didn't want to hurt anyone he held back and not only that he would rather be coming up with new puzzles and Oatmeal with the Dinosaur eggs. He shook himself from going off topic and Checked Himself and this "system" for more information.

(Sans The Skeleton 

LV: 1

Level: 1

Stats required to Evolve: 999,998 

Physical/Magical Parameters includes AT, DEF, HP, INV, SPD, STA, Perception: 1

Mental Parameters includes IQ, EQ, Emotional Control & Knowledge: 1

Soul/Spiritual/Existence/Dimensionality/Traits/Magic Mastery/Inventory Parameters: 1

Growth Rate/Potential/Learning Rate: 1

Everything Else:1

Note: every time you hit a milestone in stats from 1-10 your stats gained will be 1-2 per Milliliter drank and so on. you must drink One Milliliter of Ketchup to initiate the system's abilities. The Ketchup bottle requires 24 hours to refuel so you must wait. It also increases in ounces after the refill. For Example, If your stats are at 1 each there will be 1 Ounce of Ketchup in the bottle, 2 in stats/ 2 ounces of Ketchup in the bottle. Your Ketchup currently contains one Liter of ketchup and storage increases the stronger you become. 

Note:The Size of the ketchup bottle stays the same size from the Outside but increases in size from the Inside. All of your parameters previously were converted into the System's baseline so you haven't gotten any weaker or stronger.)

Wow! If I am reading this correctly then his stats could grow hundreds of times in a day and that is a low-ball. It takes monsters year of physical conditioning, practice and training to get to where they are now & he can surpass that in mere minutes! Meaning given enough time he could break the barrier with the power of his soul alone!?!? No 7 Human Souls needed whatsoever.

Welp, better get to drinking some ketchup. Sans retrieved the Ketchup Bottle from his inventory and started drinking. Minutes passed and Sans could feel his stats skyrocket from where they were previously. His Hope was Overflowing, His mind grew clearer, he could manage his emotions better, his magic evolved and became much easier to use, he felt limitations he previously had fade away, he felt unstoppable. This thought brought him back to reality yes he was much better than before sure, but whatever granted him this Gift was much stronger than he could ever begin to comprehend.

But, He should go before his brother would be on him about boondoggling around. So he got up and walked downstairs. Papyrus looked shocked,"Sans, your up unusually early, what happened? Did you have a nightmare?" Sans was a bit overwhelmed with Papyrus's question." Nah, it's nothing special bro, In fact I feel better than ever so I will see you later, see you at grillby's." Papyrus like slightly irritated at this."I AM HAPPY YOU ARE FEELING BETTER BROTHER BUT WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THAT GREASY ESTABLISHMENT!?" Sans didn't reply as he already left.