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Fanon sans has like given up on life. Canon Sans is like nah takes too much energy & I would rather drink ketchup.
Sans woke up the next day to the system having an alert.
(Alert the system is experiencing multiple errors! The system is updating to remove them! This will take a 3 hours to update!)
So nothing to worry about then. Papyrus told me he wants to improve the puzzles so we went to do so, however there really wasn't much to improve. The only puzzle we even bothered to properly improve was the Multi-color Tile Puzzle which I found was malfunctioning since for some reason because a pink tile pathway was surrounded by a bunch of red tiles. We focused on fixing it for two hours and I even rewrote the note explaining the rules to something understandable.
Papyrus asked again why I had more energy than usual, I just shrugged and told him that " It's not all its cracked up Tibia." Papyrus merely facepalmed at the horrible joke."WAIT A MOMENT SANS, YOU'VE GROWN TALLER!" I have?" I guess my bones are cracking up because I have been drinking milk lately.""SANS STOP WITH THE BAD JOKES! IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A BAD JOKE AT LEAST TRY!
I merely chuckled at papyrus's response, & he sighed."I'M GOING TO UNDYNE'S TO TRAIN SEE YOU LATER BROTHER!" I waved to say goodbye & after Papyrus left the system finished updating % I checked to see what had changed from earlier.
(Sans The Skeleton
LV:1
Level: 1/Zero Level on the Alphaverse Heirarchy
All Stats: Irrelevant
Magics: Skeleton Magic and Powers, Soul traits and powers, Byproduct magics and powers(Depends on strength), Ketchup consumption ability, Stat checks no longer shows stats of yourself of others or yourself but shows if stronger or weaker and by how much. Height:3 Feet tall)
I take out the ketchup bottle and start drinking. I didn't notice but I teleported to my bedroom on instinct and drank the ketchup for hours. I am only knocked out of my stupor when Papyrus gets back and tell me drinking so much ketchup is bad for my health & screaming how I am now much taller than him. I check my height & I'm now 6 meters tall! Using my bone magic I condense my bones until I am 6 feet tall. I also notice that I grew stronger and still am improving in all respects I checked myself in confusion
(Sans The Skeleton
LV:1
Level: 1/Zero Level on the Alphaverse Heirarchy
All Stats: Irrelevant
Magics: Skeleton Magic and Powers, Soul traits and powers, Byproduct magics and powers(Depends on strength), Ketchup consumption ability, Observation magic, parallel/alternate self magic allows you to use the abilities/knowledge & experience of other sanses which depends on your current parameters. Height:6 feet tall(Continuously condensing height to 6 feet tall. All 7 prominent soul traits and all lesser or unknown/variations traits can gain all traits whether they are emotional or not. adapt/evolve/improve/overcome you grow stronger over time and will soon surpass level 1 on the Alphaverse Heirarchy.)
huh so I slowly get stronger by existing which grants me access to more abilities of the other versions of myself, which strengthens all of my abilities, which then makes sure I have more ketchup to consume which leads to me getting stronger than I was before. Also, the cool down on my ketchup bottle is gone and it is automatically refilling, was the cool down a glitch?
I should stop thinking about this because it is basically a snowball effect for my continuous growth." Anyways how was your training with Undyne, Papyrus?" papyrus was happy I asked & said." SANS, UNDYNE TAUGHT CAPTURING AND RESTRAINING TECHNIQUES AND SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO IMPROVE MY COOKING SKILLS."
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I'm Improving By Drinking Ketchup?
FanfictionAfter Flowey's last reset and the 6 Human Souls were captured, Sans and unknowningly the rest of monsters could rest easy. However, a few months before the vessel of the player arrived in Undertale sans woke up to a ping sound and Discovered somethi...
