I woke up this morning tangled in my bedsheets. My naked body is aching all over, especially the throbbing scot ( genitals) in between my thighs. I look to my left and once again David, also know as the big D was sound asleep. Suddenly I feel a little bit icky and I say "uh oh mammas gotta go" as I say this I run giddily to the bathroom tripping over my size 18 knickers, my breasts bouncing and hitting me in the face. Finally after what felt like a 100m sprint and me feeling like mo farah I eventually make it to the toilet. I throw my face into the toilet accidentally hitting my nose on the skid mark David left as a cheeky surprise and I throw up last nights dinner (mostly David's semen) and I groan. Most people say I don't groan correctly but I think it's because I get my moans and groans mixed up so when I hurt myself I sound like I'm having an orgasm. I know what this means, I know for a true hard fact ( not as hard as davids morning wood though) that I am in fact pregnant. I walk back to my bed my long arms trailing on the floor at least 3 foot away from my body. When I finally reach the bed I shake awake my naked, still horny, slightly hairy Davey Wavey, the big D whatever you prefer and when he opens his squinty little eyes. I see his pupils dilate and his slightly saggy, bit wrinkly 20 inch shoot up as fast as a rocket. "Regina" he says in an aroused voice as he stares at my naked body. "David" I say sternly "I have something my mouth needs to tell you, my minds telling me no but my body, my body is telling me yes." Then David says "oh spit it out RegReg" i can't handle the suspense I look down at his hairy swollen nipples and say "Davey Wavey, I'm pregnant..."
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OOOHH suspense comment if you want more chapters
Ecs oh Ecs oh
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