It's been 9 months since my surprise announcement and I'm about to have my plumbum. I'm walking to the hospital because I'm too poor to own a car, leaving a trail of water because as you can tell my waters have broken. When I get there I huff and I puff and I squirt this baby out, as soon as I see this child, as soon as I see its white/blond albino hair I know that, that one night stand with Bj ( not blow job, boris Johnson) was unprotected and a mistake.
Dear me sweet petunia I'm having Boris Johnsons baby what am I gonna tell the big D?!
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Bet you didn't see that one cumin!
Cis cis
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