I stared into the brown pooeyness I like to call Daves eyes knowing I had to do the right thing. "Dave, David, Davison, I've got something to tell you about our love creation." I said. "Go on then regreg, you do make my tummy turn when you talk in such riddles" "alright here goes" I say "remember that time I went dandelion picking with borrr, mayor of London? " Then he said "why yes I do regreg, what about the time you went dandelion picking with borrr, the mayor of London?" I begin to tell him the truth of my woes " well the thing is borrr wasn't picking the dandelions like normal people, oh no the way he was doing it was... almost kinky like. The way he would rub them against his wrinkly bum cheeks and flick them against his tip, and you know how much I love it when things flick against the tip, just like my favourite song, look at the flick of the tip, look at the flick of the tip wooo. Anyway back to business, the way his white albino hair shone in the sun light ( however he couldn't be in the sun for too long otherwise his white albino skin would turn to mush) so it had to be a quickie I'm afraid and during the heat of the moment we forgot to use a condOm, anyway guess what I'm trying to say is that recent old grinch of a baby is actually a little albino Boris Johnson junior. Now I know what you're gonna say, I know what you must think of me right now, I know I'm being unloyal but the thing is I ain't getting any action no more, you've been avoiding doing the deed with me to do it with Nick clegg. So you've got to understand that if I ain't getting the d I'm gonna be lonely. When your not around, how can it be sound, when I ain't cumin over you, how do you expect me to tie my shoe."
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Whoops bet you didn't see that one cumin haha
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Scot x x
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guyes 1k!!!! Thanks sooo much, new stuff cuming soon
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Scot
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