Entry 3 - I Can Text You Now

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(January, 18 2023)

Rarely do you remember having a dream with your phone in it. Though, one would suppose after moving so far away from home and only being able to talk to your friends through text, a text conversation is bound to show up in a dream.

Such a short and random dream.

I was chatting on call with a friend when suddenly, the strange topic comes up.

"Do you think Tommy realized Henry was actually a girl?" I asked jokingly. We were just chatting about random SMP lore, as we always did.

She laughed in confusion, though also humored by the question. "What? What do you even mean?"

"I mean, think about it- all minecraft cows can be milked, which means they're girls. They've all got utters!"

"Oh my God-"

"Actually- BRO- I CAN JUST TEXT HIM- WERE FRIENDS NOW! I CAN JUST DO THAT!"

I don't know how we became friends, but we were. I was friends with Tommyinnit, and I just casually had his number saved.

Going through my messages, I found his contact and quickly texted him.

"Yo, Tommy- did you know Henry was a girl?"

He replied almost immediately.

"What??"

"Henry is a girl. You can milk all Minecraft cows. They have utters."

And then the Tommy in him emerges in a string of messages as he realizes not a moment later.

"WHAT????

WHAT THE FUCK

HES NOT A FUCKN GIRL

NOT A WOMSB

WOAMAN

NO

NO

N

NO

NO

NO

SHUT THEHDKSAB

SHUR D

FUCK TOU

NO

HES NOT"

It was quite a hilarious exchange.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 26, 2023 ⏰

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