A cop is doing standard patrol when he notices a car swerving all over the road. He quickly turns on his siren and pulls the guy over. "Alright," says the cop, when the man gets out of the car. "Walk in a straight line."
"I'd be happy to," says the drunk "just stop moving the stupid line."
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