Hilariously Funny

OMG MIKEY

OMG NO!!! MY MAGICAL UNICORN FANTASY BF,MICHAEL CLIFFORD WAS CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!!!!!

HE WAS JUST TOO HOT WASN'T HE?!?! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO HOT PEOPLE. OUR MIKEY IS DOING OKAY THOUGH. THANK GOD. JUST FIRST DEGREE BURNS. THE FIRE WAS REALLY JEALOUS OF HIS HOTNESS.

THIS IS WHAT THE FIRE SAID TO HIM: OH HELL NAW BITCH! NO ONE CAN BE HOTTER THAN ME. NO. ONE.

SHE WENT CRAZY AND TRIED FIGHTING HIM. UNTIL I. YES. ME. PUT OUT THE FIRE.

I HATE FIRE. ANYWAY IM REAL GLAD HE'S OKAY.

[ IN ALL SERIOUSNESS: I try to make things funny. Not sure if I succeeded but yeah I'm real glad Michael is okay. I freaked and burst into tears when I heard. If you would like something funny to read. Just read the things above in capital letters.]