STANDARD 100: THE MAFIA HEIR |BossNoeul|

INCORRECT S100 (4)

*WELCOME TO INCORRECT S100, LAST CHAPTER. ENJOY!*

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Phayu: Wanna play the shark game?
Rain: What on earth is the shark game?
Phrai: *eye roll* here we go again.
Sky: *covers his ears*
Phayu: It's where I eat you.
rain: *shokt*
Phayu: And you scream.
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Phayu: Hello, gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink?
Rain: Oh, no thank you. It's not good for my legs.
Phayu: *thoinking* Do they swell?
Rain: No, they spread.
Phayu: ...
Rain: ...
Phayu: Five glasses please. No, make it ten.

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*Rain wearing headphones at the mansion while working out*

Rain: *singing* I go give you my heart, give you body, do anything for you.
Phayu: *watching behind him by the door and smiling*
Rain: *still singing* Sacrifice my life to be your wife, I'm gonna be there for you.
Phayu: *remembering he heard that song before and brows furrowing*
Rain: But if you break my heart, I go date your fada.
Vegas: *behind Phayu all this time* Oh, interesting.
Phayu: WTF?
Rain: You gonna be my son, you go call me your mother.
Pete: *standing by Vegas* I'm pretty sure he meant me, not you love.
Phayu: Okay, both of you, out.

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Sky: I bet u can't do this tongue twister.
Rain: Gimme that. *clears throat* How much wood would a woodchuck choke...
Sky: ...
Prai: ...
Phayu: Now that, I want to know. *pulls rain to the bedroom*

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*Phayu in coming home from school wearing wig and eye glasses*

Phayu: I'm home.

Tharn: Young master, your father has been-- *stops*

Phayu: Father's been what?

Tharn: Y-your father-- *tries not to laugh*

Pete: What's going on-- *cover's mouth to stop himself from laughing*

Vegas: I'm looking for my glasses—what the fuck?

Macau: Hey, I didn't know we had a new servant—oh shit, Phayu? HAHAHAHAHA!

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*CHAPTER 21*

*Take 1*

Dion: Wow, leader. Your son's really lewd.

Director: Cut! It's rude, Dion! Rude!

*Take 2*

Dion: Wow, leader. Your son's really lube--

Rain: What the?

Kuea: Fourth, you do it.

*ended up switching lines with Fourth*

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*CHAPTER 22*

*Nunew and Noeul practicing*

Zee: *to director* So, what I'm saying is, does he have to sit on his lap?

Boss: That's what I've been saying!

Nunew: *to Noeul* So I kiss you on the—

Boss & Zee: WHAT!? WHAT KISS!?

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Noeul: *to Nunew* So... do you call him daddy?

Nunew: *chokes on water*

Peat: That is rude, Noeul! You can't just ask that!

Noeul: ...

Peat: *to Nunew* So do you?

Phrapai: Okay, that's enough.

Boss: This is why we can't collab with other artists.

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Phayu: Do you love yourself?
Rain: Of course.
Phayu: Well guess what, I love you too.
Rain: ... *blush*

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Phayu: I'm so jealous of your heart.
Rain: ???
Phayu: Coz it gets to pound you all day long.

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Rain: Life just fucks me every day.
Sky: ...
Phrai: ...
Phayu: *comes in the room* Hey, my name's Life.

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*night*
Phayu: Apparently 80% of couples have sex before bed. What do the other 20% do?
Rain: How would I know?
Phayu: *smirk and starts undressing*

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*Phayu on his chair doing work while Rain's massaging his shoulder*
Rain: Can I ask you a question?
Phayu: *reading a report* Sure, go ahead.
Rain: I love you.
Phayu: *Looks up at Rain* I love you too but that's not a question.
Rain: *Leans to whisper on Phayu's ear* And it never will be.
Phayu: You asked for it. *stands and carried Rain to the bed*

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Want a surprise? Wait for the next chapter to check it out mehehehe~

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