Ok ill go with txt,jokes,pick up lines and ect enjoy:D
" Insults"
1) rosés are red violets are blue i got five fingers the third one is for.
2) "id slap u but that be animal abuse
3) Halloween is over take off the uguly mask OH wait iTS your face.
4) "your birth certificate is a apologie letter from the condom factory."
5) Two wrong don't make a right for exsample your Parents.
6) Rosés are red Vilots are blue god made me preety what happened to u?
7.). What are you doing here? Did Some one let u out of the cage?
8.). You are proof god has a sence of humor.
9.). Your SO uguly u make blind people cry
10.). You remind me of a cockroach WONT die..
" Texts"
1)
Mom: What dose Idk,Ly,Ttyl mean?
Me: i don't know love u and talk to u later.......
Mom: ok I'll ask your sister
2)
Me: Dad is it better to pass or fail?
Dad: Pass duh
Me: Oh good you'll be proud of me I passed me pregnancy test:D
Dad: Get your ass home right now!!!!
3)
Bf: Babe send me something hot
Me: *a picture of a volcano*
Bf: of u
Me : *sends the letter u in a volcano*
Bf: :l
Me: mom
Mom
Mom
Mommy
Mom: WHAT?!?!?
Me: I just farted:)
Mom: ONE NORMAL KID THATS ALL I ASKED FOR
Me: mum I just ran over a bunny:(
Mum: we'll I guess Easter is canceled
Me: Mom!! It just ran INFRONT of me
:(
Mum: the rabbit came running in the highway and Bridgett killed him
Me:.(
"Weird"
1.) u can't run lick your elbow
2.) u tried #1
3.) 125675532368009753247990009643737362682
5.) u stopped at 8 in #3
6.) u just tried to
7.) u relize there was no #4
8.) u just looked
Hehe
