Muzan Vs yorichi (dumb muzan)

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🐾: what's up

Akaza : I swear on kokushibo's balls if you show us anything perverted like before I will chidori you-

Kokushibo : you are not sasuke or kakashi stupid and do you really like my balls ?

Akaza : shut up (does chidori hand sighs)  CHIDO-

Muzan : akaza I told you not to watch too much anime and  stop  saying chidori or whatever

Uzui : ...oh fantastic they are fighting

Sanemi : ...they are dumb

Yorichi appears

douma : my my  who are you?

Yorichi : oi muzan (takes his sword out)

Muzan : (on his knees) please I have big children and little wifes don't kill me!

Yorichi : ...where is my big brother?

Kokushibo : I am no-

Yorichi : ( hugs him)  I missed you!

Everyone is shocked and confused

Akaza : who are you?  (gets on his tiptoes to be tall)

Yorichi : ( leans down to look at akaza) who are you shorty

Sanemi : who are you?

Uzui : how many Wives you have I have 3!

🐾: oh my gosh shut up and you wanna know who he is?

Rengoku : yep

🐾: he is the first  creator of the breathing style techniques and his breathing style  is sun breathing and upper moon 1 is his older twin brother he has moon breathing

Everyone was amazed except you guessed it it's mr HEE HEE and cockshibo

Inosuke : monjiro  he has same earrings like you !

🐾oh my God shut up every one

Yorichi : so why all the demons and slayers are here? 

🐾: well you are going to react with them

Yorichi : to what?

Uzui : me playing with my balls duh

      Everyone even douma cringes

Mui : balls?

Gyutaro : dude there are kids around are you stupid or something?

Uzui : sorry

Yorichi : so what we are going to react to?

🐾: yorichi Vs Muzan  hidden story au

Muzan : I know I am going to lose

Yorichi : mm~

🐾 : shall we start

Daki and inosuke  : yeah!

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