Giyuu is sus

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🐾:hey everyone miss me?

"actually no not at all I thought you died" akaza

"yeah I agree with whatever his name is" sanemi

"my name is aka-

"did I ask.. No then shut up" Sanemi

"guys stop fighting" shinobou

"OK lady shinobou" akaza

"akaza dono how can you  be so respectful towards women are not mens" douma

"all womens are queen that's why and I respect strong mens too but not you" akaza

"...akaza do-

🐾 : OK so everyone we will react to something special~

"special?  Like what? Uzui

"am kinda excited for it" Gyutaro

"...i wish it's something fun.. " daki

🐾: OK so starting in 3... 2.. 1

[Sanemi was sitting on a rock near a waterfall]

"oh look it's about me today cool!" sanemi

"ugh why him?" Gyutaro

"shut up you are just jealous" uzui

•beautiful• giyuu ((•) means whispers you remember right?)

"wow sanemi San looks so clam" mitsuri

[giyuu slowly walked towards sanemi and sits beside him and smirked looking at him "why you are smirking like that loser and why you are here?" sanemi says while glaring at giyuu while giyuu just gets closer to him and says "be my boyfrien" ]

"Ayo what?  That's unexpected" akaza

"oh my God gays! " douma

"that was straight forward proposal" daki

"ara~ ara~ tomokia San I never knew you were into men's.." shinobou

"he smirked..." uzui

"I can't believe my eyes I must be seeing wrong" kokushibo

"brother you have six eyes how can you see wrong?" yorichi

"...you are R-THEY ARE GAYS! " kokushibo

"I will kill him " Sanemi

["you mean boyfriend?" sanemi asked confused while he turned around to see Giyuu's face "no I meant boyfrien" giyuu stated calmly with his poker face "its boyfriend not boyfrien giyuu" sanemi says while rubbing his temple of his nose..."no I said it right its boyfrien" giyuu says looking at Sanemi's eyes]

"wow he is so dumb he doesn't no the difference between friend and frien"   sanemi

"I know OK.. Just.." giyuu

"with my experience with different mens I can say that the emo guy is flirting" akaza

*everyone looks at akaza sus*

"what?" akaza

"you are a-

"no am not what you think I am" akaza

["no it's boy friend dumbass" sanemi yells "no it's not" giyuu says looking at the waterfall "it's boyfriend for the last time!"  Sanemi yells "boy frien I am correct.."  giyuu says looking at Sanemi's face "boyfrienda!" Sanemi says looking angry "boy frien"? Giyuu says looking at Sanemi smirking ]

"why you are annoying me?" sanemi

"don't know but seems fun" giyuu

["you are wrong it's boyfrienda!" sanemi says "boyfrien see" giyuu says leaning towards him "no its boyfrienda dadadada!" sanemi yells "aww you wanna celebrate how cute~ giyuu says winking at Sanemi as sanemi turns red]

"wow you really wanna celebrate" giyuu

"I do not" sanemi yells with a red face

"hmm *sniff* I smell lies"  akaza

"just get married"  daki

"I will be the wing man" uzui

"shut up you all!" sanemi

["i-i n-no I mean you forgot the -d!"  sanemi yells again... "don't worry my hunny buns I will give you the d later~" giyuu says winking]

*everyone looks at giyuu as he was just whistling while looking at the ceiling *

"Ayo bro you are actually different than what we thought emo guy" akaza

"there is kids here! You dumb f-fork!" Gyutaro

"dumb fork?" uzui

"I don't Curse infornt of my life sister or any other kids" Gyutaro

"I wonder how big his thing is...." douma says unnoticed

"16 inches"  giyuu says while rubbing his eyes

*everyone stares at him like his from another planet*

"bro  stop being so being so straight forward" Uzui

"I don't believe it show us your di-

"Akaza no stop that!" muzan

"yes muzan sama" akaza

"is he always like that?" yorichi

"unfortunately yes he likes you know I can't say that..." muzan

["hunny buns?  Ugh and how long have you been waiting to use the line?" Sanemi asked before getting up as giyuu was rubbing the back of his head "to be honest for a really fucking long time" giyuu says  "well I can be your boyfrien(d) as long I can get the (d) when ever I want~ Sanemi says before getting up from the rock and walking away "oh my gosh I love you so much marry me!  "giyuu says before fainting]

The end

"see I told you all the are flirting" akaza

"whoa am so cool" giyuu

"ara~ara~" shinobou

"OMG gays!" daki

"kisssssss!" inosuke

"mm mmm!" nezuko

"am going to use pickup lines for akaza do-

"don't even think about it blonde" akaza

"i-i well um... 

*Sanemi faints*
The end


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