A/N: Now let's see how you like my pick-up lines. Let me clarify that Jokes and puns have 15 and pick up lines have 20. I'd like to point out I only came up with two of these, 1 is from a friend and the rest I found online and I really liked them.
#1: Are you a surgeon? Because you can rearrange my organs.
#2: Hey (Name), I'm going to call you my haunted house... Because I scream every time i'm in you.
#3: They say kissing is its own language. Wanna start a full conversation?
#4: I am on top of all my things, would you like to be one of them?
#5: I love my bed very much but I'd rather be in yours.
#6: Your body is 70 percent water, and I am thirsty
#7: Are you an elevator? because I'll go up and down on you
#8: Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the six, and I'll be the nine.
#9: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.
#10: Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I really want s'more
#11: I'm not feeling myself today... Can I feel you instead?
#12: I was feeling off today, but then you turned me on.
#13: Are you my homework? Because I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be
#14: Do you have telekinesis? Because you made a part of me move without touching it.
#15: I guess I'm an adventurer because I want to explore you
#16: Are you a sea lion? Because I can Sea you lion in my bed
#17: Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
#18: Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
#19: Did you get those pants 50 percent off? At my house they are 100 percent off
#20: Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine
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Dad Jokes
RandomThis book is filled to the brim with funny, dirty, and dark dad jokes, there will also be some pages of pick-up lines. Some of these are mine, some are from my friends, and some are from the internet. Hope you have a good laugh and I hope you use th...
