A/N: There will be 15 jokes in each category, the first 5 categories are on me, the rest are on you. Let's kick things off with duck jokes for my duck army! (iykyk)
Q1: What time do ducks wake up?
A1: At the quack of dawn
Q2: What do ducks watch on tv?
A2: Duckumentaries
Q3: What drug do ducks like?
A3: Quack
Q4: Why won't ducks read directions?
A4: They prefer winging it
Q5: Why do you want to hear my joke again?
A5: Because it will quack me up
Q6: What is a ducks favorite item in your kitchen?
A6: The nutquacker
Q7: What's a ducks favorite game?
A7: Beakaboo
Q8: Why does the duck like going to the chiropractor?
A8: Because it liked to be quacked
Q9: Wanna know why I got detention?
A9: Because I wouldn't stop quacking jokes in class
Q10: Where do ducks go when they feel sick?
A10: The duckor's office
Q11: What's a duck favorite vegetable?
A11: Eggplant's
Q12: What do ducks like with their soup?
A12: Quackers
Q13: What do you call a duck that robs banks?
A13: A robber ducky
Q14: Where do most ducks live?
A14: Duckota
Q15: Why did the duck rob the bank?
A15: Because he wanted more bills
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Dad Jokes
CasualeThis book is filled to the brim with funny, dirty, and dark dad jokes, there will also be some pages of pick-up lines. Some of these are mine, some are from my friends, and some are from the internet. Hope you have a good laugh and I hope you use th...
