Thank you for following me

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Nunubaddaz and nickcarter89

for following me. I am Grateful :)

now enjoy a bunch of AMAZING PICK UP LINES that you can use.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.

You smell... We should go take a shower together.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

You smell like trash, may I take you out?

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

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