cohen saw joe outside and he was all like WUSSUP WUSSUP BITCHASS and then joe was all like COME GET ME FATASS and so they jumped on top of eachother and started pulling eachother hair. Cohen thre joe bitchass across the basketball court and started stompinf on hum. Joe got back up and started beating the shii out of cohen. Cohen got angy wangy so he turned into mega alpha wolf and joe turned into um the evil demon prince. Joe started throwing fire at cohen but cohen did not give a fuck. Cohen started howling at the sun bc the moon wasnt out yet and he was big angy so he started punching joe, and he tickled joe bootyhole which made him fall to the ground and then joe started roaring like wally ifykwim .
Cohen was very mad and he threw joe onto thw roof of the school and he jumped up there and started putting on his deep and he said some "you aint got no typa rizz wit yo bitchass and you short as hell too and you look like a god dam corndog." Joe was realll mad when he heard this, so he started roasting the fuck out of cohen. "Yeah and thats y you aint got no bitches man you aint got no typa skill too bro you a bitchass fatass bitch wit no bitches, no money, no car, no house, no life." Cohen was reallllllllll mad so he picked up joe and threw him to china.
Cohen started dancing because of this and he was sooooo happy and he turned back into a normal person, and went to go get some bitches. #me
the end 🤗☺️
