Alone.

10:54

I run to the hospital, but its too late.

I smash my mug, fragments of printed orange hair shattering all around me.

Lacey squeezes my boobs in shock.

I really think she is a lesbian by now, but i dont know coz shes married to Andrea- HOW DID I NOT REALISE SHE WAS A LESBIAN SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED TO ANDREA BEARSICK SINCE SHE WAS 11.

I facepalm at my stupidness, not realising that there is still smashed china in my hand.

"Oh crap-"

"Are you oka-"

"Yeah im fine frack off."

I stare down at the piece of china, imprinted with Jacks smile. It didn't matter anymore, because now - now hes tropical.

Now he's - changed.

I walk into the hospital, even slower now that Andrea is hanging onto Lacey's boobs while shes hanging onto mine. We were beginning to get stares from the others in the hospital lobby.

We swagged up to the reception and asked where Jack Jackson was, preparing for the worst.

But i was not prepared for what i saw.

Jack Jacksons ginger, lucious hair slowly arose from below the counter, he shook his head slightly as he rose, making instant eye contact. He then winked, saying "bleb" before he began rocking back and forth violenty.

Suddenly, the receptionist, (who was LILO FRICKING SCAT-JOINT THAT BLOODY CHAV) thrust a gun to Jacks head, she threw her head back and yelled in a deep voice.
"ITS TOO LATE FOR HIM!"

AND THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL I WAS LETTING HER KILL MY GINGER BABY!!1!

"HELL NO BIATCH"

"HE NEEDS TO GO"

"MAYBE YOU NEED TO GO"

SO I GRABBED THE SKITTLES ON THE COUNTER AND I GAG THAT BITCH AND I SCREAM

"TASTE THE RAINBOW YA BLOODY CHAV !"

she splutters silents for all of 3 seconds before swan diving towards me, yelling

"SLUT"

AND THATS WHEN LACEY AND ANDREA UNLATCH THEMSELVES FROM ME AND FULL ON STAB LILO WITH THIER FRICKIN LONG NAILS.

AND THEN ANDREA TURNS TO ME AND MUTTERS

"slut means the end in swedish."

EVERYONE LOSES THIER CRAP AS LILO FALLS TO THE GROUND AND PASSES OUT.

A CHORUS OF 'OOOOOH' S SOUND OUT AS THE THREE OF US ROLL AWAY, WITH MY TRUE LOVE, JACK, ROLLING BESIDE US.

WE ROLL INTO ROSIE, ZOE AND ELLES VAN AND DRIVE AWAY INTO THE SUNSET, JACK SAYING 'BLEB' ALL THE WAY.

MAYBE TO BE CONTINUED???? If you want????? Maybe?????