Help.

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I wake up hanging from the ceiling of a cage, jack is tied to a chair below me and everyone from the part in the secret room through the trapdoor seems to be partying next door through the glass wall, seemingly oblivious to the zombie outbreak and hostage situation currently at hand.

Lilo stands in front of me.

"YOU BREAK MY NAIL I BREAK UR FACE"

"TALK BLIT GET HIT CHAV!" I reply with malice burnong in my heart. This chav is goin down, and not even swinging. Just straight down to hell.

Suddenly, ectasy rips through my body as i transform into a pastel goth/ hipster unicorn with platinum hair and a septum ring ( morbid metals from hot topic cuz im fancay ) and stab lilo in the face with punk rock black hooves filed into a point.

After lilo once again passes out, i headbutt jack gently in the shoulder to show affection, he kisses my wierd long neck, we then smash through the crystal wall and partay because im a pastel goth/ hipster / punk rock unicorn with a septum ring wtf you gonna do about it.

Editing this story is so fun.

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