1. Friend: "Let's start a fight club."
Literal Guy: *Starts digging a hole in the ground to create an underground fight club.*2. Friend: "Let's go paint the town red."
Literal Guy: *Goes to the paint store and buys gallons of red paint to paint the town red.*3. Friend: "I'm going to run some errands."
Literal Guy: *Starts running around the neighborhood with a basket, picking up and delivering groceries for people.*4. Friend: "I'm going to take a shot in the dark."
Literal Guy: *Grabs a flashlight and shoots it into the air.*5. Friend: "Let's go catch some waves."
Literal Guy: *Puts on a catcher's mitt and heads to the beach.*6. Friend: "I'm going to go out on a limb."
Literal Guy: *Climbs a tree and stands on a branch.*7. Friend: "I'm going to go take a nap."
Literal Guy: *Goes to the hardware store to buy a net to take a nap in.*8. Friend: "Let's go hit the road."
Literal Guy: *Grabs a baseball bat and starts hitting the pavement.*9. Friend: "I'm going to go jump ship."
Literal Guy: *Jumps off a dock into the water.*10. Friend: "Let's go break the ice."
Literal Guy: *Starts smashing ice cubes with a hammer.*11. Friend: "I'm going to go raise the bar."
Literal Guy: *Gets a ladder and starts raising a physical bar up in the air.*12. Friend: "Let's go shoot for the moon."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a gun store and starts shooting targets with a moon drawn on them.*13. Friend: "I'm going to go burn some rubber."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a tire store and starts burning rubber on the floor.*14. Friend: "Let's go make a splash."
Literal Guy: *Jumps into a pool and starts making splashes with their hands.*15. Friend: "I'm going to go break a leg."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a hospital and asks to have their leg broken.*16. Friend: "Let's go raise some hell."
Literal Guy: *Starts digging a hole to literally raise the underworld.*17. Friend: "I'm going to go knock their socks off."
Literal Guy: *Starts trying to physically knock socks off of people's feet.*18. Friend: "Let's go burn the midnight oil."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a convenience store and starts burning candles at midnight.*19. Friend: "I'm going to go kick the bucket."
Literal Guy: *Kicks an actual bucket.*20. Friend: "Let's go take a stab at it."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a knife store and starts stabbing random objects.*21. Friend: "I'm going to go hit the jackpot."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a casino and literally starts hitting slot machines.*22. Friend: "Let's go break the bank."
Literal Guy: *Starts trying to break an actual bank building.*23. Friend: "I'm going to go make a killing."
Literal Guy: *Starts making animal noises to literally kill animals.*24. Friend: "Let's go stir the pot."
Literal Guy: *Starts stirring a pot of actual food.*25. Friend: "I'm going to go bend over backwards."
Literal Guy: *Starts doing actual acrobatics and bending over backwards.*26. Friend: "Let's go throw caution to the wind."
Literal Guy: *Goes outside and starts throwing caution signs into the wind.27. Friend: "I'm going to go put my foot in my mouth."
Literal Guy: *Tries to physically put their foot in their mouth.*28. Friend: "Let's go run circles around them."
Literal Guy: *Starts running in circles around their friends.*29. Friend: "I'm going to go beat a dead horse."
Literal Guy: *Starts hitting a toy horse with a stick.*30. Friend: "Let's go chase our tails."
Literal Guy: *Starts spinning around in circles trying to chase their own tail.*31. Friend: "I'm going to go get a second wind."
Literal Guy: *Goes outside and tries to catch the wind with a net.*32. Friend: "Let's go take a leap of faith."
Literal Guy: *Jumps off a high dive board with their eyes closed.*33. Friend: "I'm going to go paint myself into a corner."
Literal Guy: *Gets a bucket of paint and literally paints themselves into a corner.*34. Friend: "Let's go make some waves."
Literal Guy: *Starts making ocean waves in a pool with their hands.*35. Friend: "I'm going to go break the mold."
Literal Guy: *Starts physically breaking a mold with a hammer.*36. Friend: "Let's go take the bull by the horns."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a farm and starts grabbing bulls by their horns.*37. Friend: "I'm going to go cut to the chase."
Literal Guy: *Starts cutting actual chases in a lawn.*38. Friend: "Let's go take the plunge."
Literal Guy: *Jumps into a pool and tries to literally take a physical plunge.*39. Friend: "I'm going to go let the cat out of the bag."
Literal Guy: *Starts letting actual cats out of actual bags.*40. Friend: "Let's go bite the bullet."
Literal Guy: *Bites an actual bullet.*41. Friend: "I'm going to go give it my best shot."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a shooting range and starts shooting targets.*42. Friend: "Let's go blow off some steam."
Literal Guy: *Starts blowing steam off of actual steam machines.*43. Friend: "I'm going to go take the road less traveled."
Literal Guy: *Starts walking on actual grass rather than the sidewalk.*44. Friend: "Let's go get a taste of our own medicine."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a medicine store and literally tries medicine.*45. Friend: "I'm going to go break the ice."
Literal Guy: *Starts physically breaking ice cubes.*46. Friend: "Let's go take a walk on the wild side."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a zoo and literally starts walking with wild animals.*47. Friend: "I'm going to go let off some steam."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a sauna and literally starts letting steam off.*48. Friend: "Let's go take the bull by the horns."
Literal Guy: *Goes to a rodeo and tries to grab the bull by its horns.*49. Friend: "I'm going to go take it one step at a time."
Literal Guy: *Starts taking literal steps up a staircase.*50. Friend: "Let's go take a shot in the dark."
Literal Guy: *Starts shooting random objects with a flashlight in the dark.*
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memes of someone taking things way to literal
Humormemes of someone not understanding metaphors