GENSHIN SHIP ONESHOTS DECIDED BY ME SPINNING A WHEEL

Kazuscara

Unlike the Chilumi one, I have zero idea what to actually write here. Gonna try my best for all the kazuscara enjoyers! (Will update the tags for every ship) Also this is kinda like an AU ig cuz I made up a little bit of it.

Art: DeyMara_Art (twitter, instagram and whatever that app is in the watermark)

ALSO I'VE BEEN SINGING WINE PON YOU WHEN I WROTE THIS AHHH

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"Oh my gosh! KUNIKUZUSHI?" Kazuha yelled, dropping the perfectly shaped leaf that he was about to let blow away in the wind.

 Standing right next to a sakura tree, Kazuha turned around. Scaramouche was casually walking towards the samurai, with a smug smile on his face. "What's up? Long time no see, eh?" he said, still making his way towards his Anemo buddy.

"Anyway, I do not go by that name 'Kunikuzushi' anymore. I now go by Wanderer, or Hat Guy, if you wish." Scaramouche added.

"I haven't forgotten what you did to my family, Kunikuzushi." Kazhuha vented.

And indeed Kazuha did not forget. While not being alive at that point of time, the clans stories were all it took for him to understand the horrors that this puppet had brought to them.

"Relax, I'm over this. I came here to provoke my good ol' mother, Raiden Ei. Well, actually my younger sister, Raiden Shogun but..."

"Wait what?!" Kazuha yelled out in confusion, having no idea what Scaramouche had just said.

"Never mind about that. Anyway, since you're here, I would like to talk. I know what I did. But they betrayed me. So I betrayed them."

"MY CLAN LOST OUR STATUS AND OUR PROPERTIES! EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE ONLY THE INDIRECT CAUSE OF IT, YOU STILL BEAR SOME FAULT! HOW CAN YOU JUST COME HERE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, GOING BY A DIFFERENT NAME AND EXPECTING ME TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY?" Kazuha yelled, very nearly making people on the street jump up in shock.

"Hush. You don't want all of Teyvat to hear you, right?" Scaramouche sighed. 

"This isn't my usual self..." Scaramouche thought to himself. "Usually I am more formal in my choice of vocabulary, and not expressing this much emotion. I am not even human."

"Kazuha, I do not expect you to accept my apology and or forgive me, but I have one thing to tell you. After parting with the Kaedahara clan, I have set my sight on you the moment you entered this world. You did not have to go through all that pain and sorrow, let alone experience the loss of a friend, like I have as well." Scaramouche finally said, after a brief moment of Kazuha glaring at him with a furious look.

"So you're saying that you've been stalking me." Kazuha responded.

"No, I meant that I knew you were special. Don't you know, you have always had a place in my heart. Can't you tell? Kaedahara Kazuha, wandering samurai, that I love you?" Scaramouche finally forced out.

He felt like a heavy weight had just been lifted from his shoulders. The burden of love was gone, now came the moment, whether he would feel regret and sorrow, or pure joy, something he hadn't relished in quite a while.

"Well, Wanderer, although I feel that what you did to my clan was wrong, I would like to hear the truth, before I tell you my true feelings," Kazuha whispered into Scaramouche's ear, making him feel jumpy.

"On the night of Katsuragi and Nagamasa's duel, it was Katsuragi's sacrifice that held Nagamasa back, buying me a chance to escape Tatarasuna. Katsuragi died to Nagamasa's blade because of this. This betrayal was Katsuragi exchanging his own life for mine." Scaramouche finally said, definitely not reading off a script Nahida gave him.

"Umm, okay then Wanderer. I think I've got the gist of it now." Kazuha managed to force out the words.

"Anyway, about my true feelings for you, if I'm being honest, the first time I saw an illustration of you, I thought that you were all cool, and powerful. For some reason, at that time I thought you were a girl because of your hair cut." Kazuha explained.

That last sentence from Kazuha provoked Scaramouche. "Hey, I'm not a girl, and what's wrong with my haircut? It is perfectly fine." Scaramouche retaliated, noticing how his very first sentence sounded just like a regular human.

"Maybe I am getting more and more relaxed when I'm with him." Scaramouche wondered.

"Never mind about that part hehe," Kazuha continued, his speech infused with a hint of happiness. "I have hated you, but only for a while, to be frank, Wanderer, you have stolen my heart with your stone-cold demeanor, your power, everything. I also want to say this, Wanderer. I love you too, so very much."

Upon hearing that, Scaramouche's non-existent heart fluttered. He was filled with joy. The man he had awaited for for so long had finally accepted his love, and forgave the sinful self he once was.

"Well, dear," Scaramouche managed to pick out the words before he got too flustered to utter a word. "If we both truly love each other, will you date me?"

Kazuha stood rooted to the ground, eyes widened in shock, and his cheeks flushed pink, like  someone had put too much makeup on him.

He could not think of anything to do. The man (or puppet) he had admired for so long wanted to love him. Finally, after coming to his senses, Kazuha inched closer and closer to Scaramouche, before yanking that big sombrero like hat of his head and pulled him into a kiss.

As their lips touched, Scaramouche felt his face turn red, and his eyes widen.

"I guess now I know that Ei really did give me the ability to blush." Scaramouche's brain nonchalantly said before Scaramouche slowly accepted the kiss, melting into Kazuha's lips.

He carefully extended one arm onto Kazuha's back and pushed him closer to Scaramouche's chest. Kazuha's soft lips against Scaramouche's incredibly lifelike one's were a feeling he'd never forget. They both wanted this moment to last forever.

After a while, Kazuha pulled away from the liplock. "Well, after that, Wanderer, the honest answer to your question of whether I will date you or not, my answer is: of course I will!" Kazuha exclaimed.

Practically bursting with a rare feeling of excitement, Scaramouche smiled, moving his hand from Kazuha's back and onto Kazuha's cheek, slowly caressing it.

"I love you my dear Kaedahara, I love you."

"I love you, my dear Wanderer, I love you."

And they pulled themselves into a kiss again.

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(A/n)

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BAHAHAHA SO FUN TO WRITE. Tons of research put into this oop. Might go update my Thomato story. Anyway, this was a really hard story to write, but for the sake of you all, aka the non-existent people reading this, I gave this a try, and I gotta say I like the outcome. Just that emotions were SUPER HARD TO WRITE for scara as he's a puppet lol. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this book, and make sure to check out my other works. BYE!!!