So Chris Pratt pretty much kidnaps y/n because Chris Pratt has had enough of sweeping the floor. He puts you in the basement because no one is going to probably check the basement. No one knows that Chris Pratt would be able to do this because he's weak af. Anyway blitzø is looking for you because he "noticed" you weren't back from your McDonald's shift and didn't go to the office like you normally did ((moxxie noticed)) Also may I add McDonald's doesn't have security cameras there? Anyway so no one knows who kidnapped you but blitzø believes it was Chris Pratt who did it. He was talking to blitzø for like an hour or more about how "hot" you were and how he liked you and blitzø kinda just told him to fuck off. Blitzø finds Chris Pratt's location and breaks into it with the forbidden candy- moxxie and millie.
Blitzø: "so moxxie will talk to Chris to stop acting because he's not even hot like why is he acting like 🙄🤚💅💅💅💅"
Blitzø turns to millie "and you find da bitch 👹💅"
Blitzø just raids Chris' fridge because ain't no way he'd look for you. Millie just kinda runs around in circles for a few seconds and walks into the kitchen and makes herself a grilled cheese like that's ngl sim behavior from millie and then she swims in Chris' freezer for an hour and eventually goes to the basement door because she smells the bath and body works body spray you use and the door is literally locked and she unlocks it and laughs at the attempt to "lock" it even more- a nail in the door with a locker lock hanging from the nail.
aNyWaY millie literally breaks every bone in your body bringing you upstairs because you heavy af.
But you're upstairs now
Blitzø: "oka les go bak to da office:
The candy: "yes o ka"
You: "my entire body hurty owie 🥲😟😭😩"
Anyway blitzø brings you back to the office and kinda be like: "sleep it off" when you can clearly see a lot of bones are broken but anyway you go to sleep and wake up the next morning and limp around and loona is more mad you were found.
Anyway yes end of this part : )
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Fiksi PenggemarAll the Blitzø fanfictions I read are always following the storyline of the show. I'm gonna try to make this as original and long as possible and keep the updates on myself to my profile. I keep insulting the reader for some reason.💀 Also if you ca...
