((friendies aren't here 😩 also I've been busy as FRICKITY FRACK and I'm abouta start school which is in afternoons so I won't be AS busy also I'm sitting under a rock, in a cave, writing this you better enjoy because I had to write it here because it's thundering and raining can't leave til it stops.))
So blitzhoe does the ymca for no reason.
He also started preaching about how every household should have a horse at a church "the fuck does horses have to do with God" says literally everyone at the church.
"Shut yo bitch trap up and horses are higher than God in importance" blitzø looks at everyone
"This is a church dumbass" a little old lady says staring blitzø directly in the eyes
Blitzø takes his pistol that is covered in horse stickers out
The little old lady and blitzø get into a fight
Meanwhile Y/N walks into a chicken butcher shack
"This isn't the kfc" y/n says
"But I'll take a live chicken and eat it who cares same thing never heard of salmon vanilla in imps" y/n says picking a chicken up
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Blitzø x reader but it's original.
FanficAll the Blitzø fanfictions I read are always following the storyline of the show. I'm gonna try to make this as original and long as possible and keep the updates on myself to my profile. I keep insulting the reader for some reason.💀 Also if you ca...
