TCO and Dark lords problems.

A Problems Solution.

*The dark lord would be watching tv with TCO still wanting to absolutely kill him*

"Y'know, this would have never happened if you just stopped the slaughter."

"Are we really doing this again."

"Just sayin."

"What made you stop."

"The slaughter?"

"Yeah."

"Got annoying, y'know."

"It's annoying to hear people scream all the time,"

"Understandable."

"So what made you keep up the slaughter?"

"Opposite of what you quit for."

"You like screams?"

"Well, yeah. Gets rid of headaches."

"THAT DOESN'T GIVE HEADACHES?!"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING!"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING!"

*The dark lord once again dashed at TCO, pinning him to the couch*

"YOU CAN'T ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION!"

"YES, I CAN! WHO SAYS I CAN'T!"

"THE PRINCIPLE OH THINGS!"

*TCO would accidentally lean in closer, trying to get TDL off of him, but instead would kiss him they were shocked for a moment, but TCO broke the kiss by leaning back*

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"HOW DO YOU KISS SOMEBODY ON ACCIDENT!"

"ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GUY!"

"IT'S WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT"

"I doubt that."

"Why do you want more!?"

"HELL NO!"

"ok..yes..i do." *He whispered*

"Wha'd you say?"

"Nothing!"