Omigosh guys what even is this? XD Can we just- this hardly even makes sense, and it's all really crazy and silly, and there is a lot of all caps work going on, and a bunch of dragging out certain syllables in words, and the clicheness literally hurts my brain sometimes, and I just-
I don't know anymore, guys.
Chapter FIVE
Place: New Jersey or something
Time: idek man
Mitch's POV
I can't believe this. Jerome... is... my... neighbor. How am I managing to contain my excitement? He is soooooo hot <3. I should go over to his house and try to befriend him. But I have to be chill about it. *DING DONG* Oh crap! It's probably Jerome! I calmly walk to the door, but Connor has already opened it.
"OMG MITCH HE CAME BACK!!!" Connor shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Hey, Jerome," I say nonchalantly.
"Uh, hi," he says, almost shyly, as he waves. "Sorry to bother you guys again, but I was wondering if I could get your phone numbers..?"
Did he just ask for my... OMG.
"Sure," I say a little too anxiously. Crap. I blew my cover. "It's (555)666-6667. Connor doesn't have a phone."
He punches my number into his phone. OMG. Jerome... Jerome... JEROME HAS MY NUMBER!
"Awesome! Mine is 555-2573-2315724-3758916345874238-5789."
"DAAAAANNNNNGGGG, that's a long number," I say awkwardly. OMG I HAVE JEROME'SNUMBER!
"Heh, yeah," he chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck. "It's got a long story to go with it."
"I bet, lol, you don't have to worry about me leaking it," I say.
"Well, that's great. I'm really not too fond of random fans getting a hold of my number. >.<"
"Yeah, I wouldn't be either. Connor told me you might need help around school."
"Oh. Um. Well, that's not quite what I said?... But it's sort of what I meant. You know, your brother is, like, almost creepily good at reading people."
"I know right? Anyways, I'm kind of a loner so you can hang out with me all you want to," I say.
YOU ARE READING
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