Okay,you won't believe this but A... hold on let me start from the start
Ahhh nothing like a fresh morning. Birds chirping,old people doing morning jogs and my favorite morning cartoon show is on,just because I'm 12 doesn't mean I can make most of my time just being a kid. Who knew a show a show called Chic and bacon with a pig and a chicken was so entertaining. Anyways I was hungry so thay means...I'm making waffles,so i walked in the kitchen and saw an CORBRA by the microwave, I did what all nerds do."MOOOOOOM"I said. But mom was snoring and sleeping, why am I the only one that GETS UP EARLY?!?! I thinked awhile and knew what I have to do cover my self with gasoline. I am not killing my self, gasoline smells awlful and,of course,taste awlful. So the snake would not want to bite me. I went to the garage as quickly as I can, got the gasoline,put my precious glasses off,and coverd my self with gasoline(kids don't try this at home or anywhere),then i grabbed the snake and threw it out the window. Checked my self for bite marks,NO BITE MARKS!!! Time to watch Chic and Bacon.
