Be My Girl (Kenny x Reader)

The Skates

Mysterion had become a household name years ago. He was able to bend the law by which the cops were bound in order to restore peace. This was no ordinary kid in a costume. He began to be taken seriously when he uncovered an illegal cat trafficking ring.

He never revealed his identity and always disappeared before he could be interrogated. He struck the public as genuine because he didn't care for fame. That didn't stop artists from creating comic books about him and every kid wanting to be Mysterion for Halloween.

Few have ever gotten close to him. They say he has a deep voice, a mask that covers his face from the nose up and wears a purple hooded cape with a green question mark symbol at the crown.

Many have tried to uncover his identity but the only thing that's certain is that he was about your age.

Ever since the memorial, the town had been on edge, worrying that the absence of Mysterion would spur another wave of crime.

Until last night...

Mysterion was seen on the rooftop of the theatre on the opening night of the new Terrance and Philip movie. Over half the town saw him. Some refuse to believe it was the real Mysterion. Others like you believe it is.

You knew he would never abandon his city.

...

Kenny🐱💘: Y/N r u free tonight?
i think its time i take u on a real date

Y/N💕: if you've taken ur other gfs
there, then i'll pass🙃

Kenny🐱💘: Very funny. I'll have you know that you are my one and only lady.

Y/N💕: ok lay it on me

Kenny🐱💘: Stark's Pond @6

Kenny🐱💘: Bring ur skates

Y/N💕: Doesn't it close @4?

Kenny🐱💘: You wud b suprised how
much Cartman's number comes in handy

Y/N💕: 🙄

Y/N💕: see u soon💋

You haven't been skating in quite some time but you were nonetheless excited. The lamps were a beacon of light over the otherwise dark pond. Tiny snow flurries decorated the scene. You can make out from a distance, a familiar orange coat.

"Hey sexy, glad you could make it!" He embraces you, his arms are a sanctuary from the still coldness.

"I'm impressed you even know how to skate. It seems... out of character for you?"

Kenny circles around you, "Well you know me, when I caught word that girls liked hockey players, I jumped right on it."

You recall a few years ago when you had a crush on a famous hockey star and told the girls all about it he was definitely in the room with them.

"You're missing the tooth, all you need now is a black eye, and bam! You're a champion!"

He crossed his arms over his face, "No! Not the face!"

You laugh. You usually feel weird on first dates, but this one felt so natural.

"Honestly, that is a bit of relief, when I got out of that fight I was a little worried that you wouldn't like the way I looked. I mean, what girl wants to bring home a guy with fucked up teeth."

You skate up to his side and rest your hand on his shoulder.

"I do."

He smiled and you went in for a kiss.

"Jesus I'm going to lose my balance if you keep that up."

You notice a cross-body canteen underneath his coat.

"What's that?"

"Oh! I made hot chocolate just in case it got too cold. Don't get excited though it's the packaged mix."

So fucking cute

You hold his mittened hand in yours and skate together.

"You never told me your deepest darkest secret."

"I meant what I said. I want to tell you but I can't."

You rack your brain trying to think of what it could be.

"You're in the mafia."

"The mafia!? Ha! If I was in the mafia you would be having real hot chocolate right now!"

"Ok, that's all I've got so far."

"What about you? What's your secret?"

You blush.

"My secret is that (your secret)."

"Oh. Don't worry I can keep your secret."

A wave of relief flows through you. It felt so good to finally get that off your chest.

"Do you remember that day in fourth grade when you kicked the shit out of Cartman for teasing the other poor kid at school? That's when I fell for you."

"Why?"

"The guys are great and all and they see me as an equal, but not like you do. You see all my struggles and don't shy away even when they don't concern you.... You were my dream girl."

The words echoed in your mind.

"I would say 'Why didn't you tell me that you liked me' because you pretty much did, I just thought that's how we talked."

He scratched the back of his head, "Yeah, I fucked that up trying to play it cool."

"Well, I'd be lying if I said a part of me didn't like seeing you being with so many girls."

"It was a good distraction at the time. And yes I needed a lot of distraction from you. You're hard to ignore."

You squeeze his hand. "I'm happier when I'm with you."

His cheeks flushed you weren't sure if it was from the cold or not.

...

Some time alone with him was much needed. He walked you to your car and you recline against the hood finishing up where you left off and talking about tomorrow. But you couldn't help yourself...

You ran your hands through his shaggy hair and your lips met his. He put his hands on you holding you tighter to him. He leaned into you with his knee between your legs. A fire burned inside you. You wanted him closer...

"I should get going," he said, his forehead against yours.

"I can give you a ride."

"I have to shut the lights off and put the gates up, you need your sleep. I'll see you tomorrow."

You understand and start your car.

"Oh- and Y/N," he says, "I had a great time tonight."

Kenny

Kenny was headed off to close the pond when he overheard a conversation taking place in the office structure next to it.

"Don't worry, the transaction is completely discreet. Our guy on the streets has users already lined up. He'll get those crystal heads to buy every fucking bag in a single weekend."

"He'd better. You say this is the guy? Alright. We'll see how he does tonight."

The two older gentlemen leave the room unlocked.

Kenny silently slipped into the office looking for a picture they may have left behind.

Bingo.

He shoved the 2x2 mugshot of a sleazy looking man into his pocket and headed out.