I'm just doing this one shot to pour out all of my ideas that I have kept in for the past 2 years. What better way to come back to Wattpad than writing about my current fav anime😍 I hope you all won't be disappointed with my writing and please enjo...
This is an alternate universe where oda is still alive and joins the ADA alongside with Dazai. You also joined cuz you didn't want to be separated from your lover.
It was a tranquil morning at the ADA office and you were quickly typing your report on your computer. As you were typing you could hear someone yelling from across your office and you immediately could tell that Dazai was up to no good since it was Kunikida who was yelling. You stood up from your desk and went to find Kunikida who was in the other office. Your hunch was right when you saw both Dazai and your boyfriend Odasaku just standing in front of Kunikida with a mischievous look on Dazai's face while your boyfriend had a "I'm innocent" face plastered on his.
"Ok what did you both do now to anger Kunikida-senpai like this?" you asked with both of your arms crossed over your chest. All the three men looked at you and Oda was the first one to speak up. "Oh (y/n) it's just that both Dazai and I went to the bar to drink." Oda answered you without a hint of knowing that what he and Dazai did was wrong.
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Oda trying to look as innocent as possible
"You both drank during working hours? Not to mention it's still morning?" You asked them quizzically. "Yup." Both Dazai and Oda answered.
You felt like your head was gonna explode because you could expect Dazai to act like that, but for your boyfriend to just follow along with what Dazai was doing... you really want to smack Dazai in the face. "DAZAI YOU SUICIDAL BANDAGE WASTE! ONE MORE TIME YOU DRAG ODA INTO THIS I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DO TWICE OF YOUR REPORTS!" Kunikida yelled angrily at Dazai who was covering his ears. "Mou~ Kunikida-kun. It was just 2 glasses of beer. There was nothing wrong with it, right Odasaku?" Dazai asked Oda who just nodded his head. " I can smell a lie from the both of you." you suspiciously told them. "How could you (y/n)-chan!" Odasaku look at your girlfriend! She doesn't believe us!" Dazai said dramatically. "(Y/n) it's true we just drank 2 glasses of beer. Nothing more than that" Oda assured you. You curled your eyebrow suspiciously making both men sweat nervously. "I'm gonna head out now. Kunikida-senpai..make sure to discipline both men severely" you told him. "No problem (y/n)" said Kunikida. You were about to step out of the office when you noticed both Dazai and Oda looked a bit relieved?
As you were about to step out of the door your nose caught onto something and you immediately turned your head to the 2 men who were shocked at your abrupt head turn. You walked up to them with a serious and annoyed look on your face and stopped right in front of them. This made them nervous and Kunikida was quite confused by your sudden action. What you said next shocked the three men in the room.
"You two drank Chardonnay and even ate some oden at Kurishi Oden Kiosk that is right across the street right?" you asked them. "WAIT! How did you know that we ate oden and specifically at Kurishi Oden Kiosk?!" Dazai asked with a shocked face plastered on his face. " Not to mention (Y/n) honey, how did you know that we drank Chardonnay as well?" your boyfriend asks you confusingly. "I mean you both reek of Oden soup and not to mention the strong smell of Chardonnay. How come none of you can smell that? And also Odasaku... did you smoke before coming to the office? I can smell the oak cigarettes even though you covered it up with your Dior Sauvage cologne. "Wait, how, did you know that I used the Dior Sauvage cologne? As far as I know you never know much about men's cologne." Oda asked you suspiciously. "You just smelled like it. Well I gotta get going. Have fun going through Kunikida senpai's punishment. With that you left the three man dumbfounded at your statements and that was when Kunikida spoke up. " I was not expecting that from (y/n) and not to mention... YOU BOTH EVEN TOOK THE TIME TO EAT ODEN AND DRINK WINE! "We're dead" both Oda and Dazai said in unison.
