Me And My Little David

I'm Gonna Spit In Your Face, Freak

Toby was laying in the grass, watching as the clouds pass by, listening to the birds chirp and sing. He had just escaped from school. It hadn't ended yet he just ran away early. He never liked it in there, everyone was so mean to Toby for his emo haircut and his shere attractiveness. "Life is hell for silly little guys like me" he though to himself outloud. It was already sunny outside but the air was still breezy and cold against his skin. He closed his big hazel eyes and started drifting off to sleep.

Not long after that he got woken up by rustling in the grass near him. He tried to ignore it but it kept getting closer and closer. A while passed by but then Toby felt the rays of sunshine that were shining on his skin and keeping him warm suddenly stop, as if they were being covered by something. He opened his eyes to see what it was.

WAAAH it was some weird freak looking back at him!!! "Are you alive?" said the guy in a very sexy and deep voice and he poked Toby in the head with the point of his shoe. Or what was left of it. All his clothes were old, torn up and very ugly looking, unlike Toby's, as he is very sexy and good at making outfits. Toby just kept staring at him with his mouth wide open, shocked at the audacity to wake him up but also at how dashing and beautiful and sexy he was. He was very hot and manly. So was Toby.

The guy poked him in the head again. "Ouch motherfucker can you stop doing that??" said Toby angrily. The guy just started at him with his thin, piercing blue eyes and with a completely blank expression he said "Sowyyy 🥺" as he poked him again, this time harder (romantic). "Don't be mean to me unless you want me to spit in your face, freak." he said while straight up KICKING Toby's shoulder as a grin began forming on his face.

Toby groaned in pain as he sat up, turned around and looked that hunk in the eyes, his eyebrows arched in an annoyed grimace. "Why did you do that?" said Toby. "I don't know I just felt like it :p" said that goofy prankster.
"Dude...ughh whatever just leave me alone, man" said Tobyyy while getting up from his little grass spot, he stood up and began walking away from the park. The guy just kept staring him up and down with a shit eating grin on his face. He looks so annoying. And hot and sexy.

On his way to the bus station Toby kept thinking about that weird guy. "What was his problem? Why did he keep kicking me in the head? Why was he kinda.... No why would I think that that's weird ewww." Toby said as he picked up his phone to check the time. Oh no. His bus is leaving in like 5 minutes, that isn't good. Toby wasn't sure if he could make it to the bus station in time, so he picked up his pace. He might as well give it his best because god forbid he spends more time here then he has to. He was almost running at this point, the bus station was just around the corner, he was sure he could get there in time. But he stated running faster, just to be sure.

He caught the bus at the very last second, drencher in sweat and out of breath. He got in, looked the old grumpy bus driver in the eyes, tried to catch his breath and then said "Uhm...one ticket to Bonerville please."