Me And My Little David

Collar Bones

They both got out of the bus. Toby stepped out first, Dave went after him (literally). "I never noticed you also live in Bonerville" said Toby. "Ohhh nooo I don't. I don't live here no." said the guy while giggling to himself. So so annoying and so very very pretty. Toby stopped walking, turned to face Dave and raised one of his eyebrows, "what are you in here for then? There isn't much to do here". "I'm here to follow you home silly :p" said David, still giggling, being so silly and lowkey cute.

Toby just looked at him with his mouth wide open in complete shock like that one cat if you know what im talking about. Both becuse he was scared and so so aroused. Dave just looked at him smiling sweetly :) or 'sweatly' rather becuse he was so sweaty. "Dude that's such a weird thing to say let's fight to our deaths in my bed rn" said Toby. Dave though thst was an invitation to smash and so he agreed happily because this is his only chance (dumbass virgin). So they went. And they arrived right to Toby's house and his bed becuse his bed is directly next to the entryway (odd house layout).

And they began fighting POW POW BOOM OUCH. Dave was happier then he's ever been before becuse he loves being hurt and hurting others and also getting to smash all at once (childhood sexual trauma sigh). Toby was throwing punches as hard as he could but it didn't seem to faze Dave all that much becuse he was just laying on the bed like "<:D" silly nilly style. And he was HARD AS FUCK LET ME TELL YOU.

He decided to be a good partner and reciprocate all the pleasure Tobys was giving him by punching him so had silly little Toby flew like a meter in the air. David is so strong and sexy (in real life). Toby was also very excited about that because he's a freak. They kept fighting with their arms and legs and teeth and nails and pps. Toby's favorite emo band Shirt got completely torn up, which made him so mad and sad. David's clothes were so torn up even before the fight that they were being held together by singular threads now.

Dave took one look at the love of his life and went :"I love your collar bones so much im gonna cut them out and keep them forever and and sleep with them in bed :p". Toby just shouted "You talk too much dude shut the fuck up damn!!! :3" and they fought and fought but Dave just wouldn't die no matter how hard Toby tried. So he took a knife and HE CUT DAVES DICK OFF?? And Dave just went "OUCH" but he was very much into it (he should be in therapy instead of writing this story).

Dave was very happily bleeding out in Toby's bed as Toby stood victoriously over his first (successful) kill. "Tober," Dave said seductively, "do you promise tk love me forever even after i die?". "Of course," said Toby, "I'll hang your disembodied cock on the wall as a beautiful decoration." Dave smiled for the last time ever, his final words were "I'm so glad I came (haha) to Bonerville".

Then Toby made soup out of Daves corpse and ate it happily. Daves ghost haunted Toby for the rest of his life.
The end bitch.