The fucking duck
WHAT THE FUCK
You fucking duck
This is just my luck
Im trying to drive my firetruck
You goddamn duck
Move you cuck
Im going to run you over
If you dont move like a rover
I need to go to work
Or else my boss will fucking lurk
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My big shiny ball
I have a big shiny ball
It can barely fit through the hall
"What a big ball!" The kids at school would call
But the truth is
I stole it from the mall
This big ball
Was stolen from yall
It feels horrid
When kids ask to ride it
They jump on then fall off the side of it,
Then they need the med-kit.
My big shiny ball, will be the fall of them all.
(Plot twist: the big shiny ball, is actually the mall founders nuts 💀)
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Ladies leech whores rouge
Im lady who owns a pet leech
He really likes the beach
And his name is peach
We go to church and peach preaches for them
But the truth is
He is hanging by the skin of his teeth
He met a whore whos name is Rouge
And her leech is named nouge
If nouge or rouge make a move
My fists are sure to reach
One or another,
To be honest
I dont even think my leech peach is a good lover
He likes hiding under his covers
And he bad mouthes mothers
Rouge and nouge should probably find a whole 'nother.
(A/n)
Yipee my writing actually looks good!
I promise im actually gonna work on this one (really)
【Yall prob dont believe me, i dont even trust myself】
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Poetrysome poems are for the funne some poems are for the sad and not so funne some poems ryhme, some poems dont. some poems are serious and some poems are just for the dote.
