Log_24 [Repellent]

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Log_24 [Repellent]

《KUN'S BITCH CULT》

SassTen
And thats how you create a large ass hole
One created with needles

Djunjun
I didn't need to know
I just said i'm sorry!

BigXuxi
Yo
Hyung~
Kun-ge~

Qianqi
Yes Lucas?
And Ten no

SassTen
Ey
I was explaining why he never should touch my clothes
Or else a hole can be created by me
From his stomach to his back.

Hen(de)ry
Kun-ge!
I finally found the beef aisle!

Qianqi
Beef--
Are you fucking still shopping!?

Djunjun
Wait
Did you leave him at the store!?
Kun-ge!

Qianqi
I'm on my fucking way back!
I thought you followed me!?

Hen(de)ry
I
Uh
Got
Distracted

SassTen
Its the fucking chocolate aisle again isn't it

Hen(de)ry
I will neither confirm nor deny
But i'm waiting by the beef aisle
Do you want some Dejunnie?

Djunjun
I'll
Let this stupidity pass
But a good one from the usual

SassTen
What were you saying Xuxi??

BigXuxi
Me?
Saying...
Oh yeah
I met Mother
A few hours ago

Yangyang
Oh~
Mother
How was she?
I didn't get to meet her last week

BigXuxi
The usual
Always asking me when i'd marry her son and Jungwoo
But she also dropped off some sweet home dishes

Qianqi
Wait...
ARE YOU FREAKING SAYING MY MOTHER!?
NOT YOUR MOM!?

BigXuxi
Hm?
Yeah
Mother
My lovely Kun's mother

Yangyang
Even better
Now we have free food for a month!

Djunjun
Ikr?
Ten-ge
Where are you??
I'm with Taeil-hyung
Chenle's spamming us

SassTen
Omw

《HomoCity》

DolphinLele
Ten-hyungg
Guysss
Dejunnie-hyungg
I'm waiting by Hyung's housseee
Someoneeee

JisungPWARK
Lele
My god
I know they won't contact you
But please don't spam

Kunfusion
Chenle
Ten's coming
Xiaojun's about to meet you

DolphinLele
Really?
Yey~ i'm waiting

2DTYTRACK
Oh
Is someone at a store now?
I need some things for the house

HenDonkey
Oh
Hyung~
Taeyong-hyung
I'm at the store
Kun-ge's about to pick me up

2DTYTRACK
Can you do me a favor?
I need Febreeze
My recent one ran out

Kunfusion
I'll help him find it
Dery go to the cleaning aisle
CLEANING AISLE NOT CHOCOLATE

Nana
Does anyone have a schedule of that festival for next week?

SUNSHINE
Me
I posted it on Twitter
Just check my account

Nana
On it
Winwin-hyung
Do I do that thingy??

PureWinko
I heard my name
Thingy?
Oh
Yes, buy that

MoonGrandpa
Buy what?
Oh and we arrived at my place
Don't worry Doyoung
Chenle and the others are alive

CuteDevil
Nice place to be honest

SUNSHINE
Ey
Out my room
I'll fucking kill you the moment i see my things out of place

DolphinLele
Don't worry~
But i do see some cute pictures

SUNSHINE
Fuck!
I'm home!

CuteDevil
Shit
He's home
He kic--

MoonGrandpa
LEE FUCKING DONGHYUCK
DID I SEE YOU THROW YOUR BAG BEFORE DROPKICKING TEN!?

FakeDreamie
I missed it
It would have been legendary

XiaoMOODjun
I didn't
But i can say
Ten-ge looked like he'd die

MorkLEE
Hyucckk!
Bad hyuck!

SUNSHINE
But Ten-hyung was bad first!
Hmph!

DolphinLele
I see something moving
In the corner of the living room

SUNSHINE
Moving?
Didn't Doyoung take Hwigu to the vet?

DoBunny
I did
He's adorable

CuteDevil
Wait
FUCKINGSHITIWOVJ2LF
ITS A FUCKING COCKROACH!

XiaoMOODjun
Someone help!
ITS SO GROSS!

HERESJOHNNY
I heard Mariah ass Carey screams
Wtf happened?!

MoonGrandpa
Cock fucking roach!
I don't have any fucking repellent for them!

DolphinLele
OMYGOD
OMYGOD
OMYFUCKINGGOD
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
SHIT ITS FLYING
MOTHERFUCKERS RUN!

CuteDevil
Fucking evacuate!
Shit it flew to the door!
HELP YOU FUCKERS!

Nana
Omygod
My phone blew up because of this

HERESJOHNNY
Goodness
I'm coming! I'm coming!

MoonGrandpa
Move the fuck faster!

HenDonkey
Who bets its not even that scary?

FakeDreamie
It ain't
I'm coming with a few sprays

HuangMoomin
These little ass babies

Yangyang
Then they say we're babies

Kunfusion
You are unironically living off me and ten
you are the baby

_-_

As Johnny made his way to Taeil and Haechan's home, Lucas was by the door, opening it to hear screams. Lucas immediately walked towards them to see that they were seemingly cowering by the counter, all holding their bags as a shield, excluding Ten who used Taeil as a meat shield.

"Where is it?" Lucas asked as he shook a can, looking around as they all looked around, unable to find it. "Where the fuck did it go!?" "I guess I scared them off." Lucas stated with a smug grin, making the group roll their eyes. Soon, Haechan

smirked. "Its fucking behind you!" Haechan exclaimed, making Lucas immediately turn, spraying all over with a battle-cry.

"Fucking Lucas! Its Me!" Johnny said as the younger peeked and saw the tall male, making him have a sheepish grin before turning to glare at the laughing Haechan. But soon, his anger was replaced by a cockroach falling on his shoulder, the same with Taeil. Lucas let out a loud scream as he flaid his body around whilst Taeil was busy cussing in his place. Johnny gritted his teeth as he grabbed the nearest spray can from Lucas, dealing with the insects.

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