Log_23 [Despresso]

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Log_23 [Despresso]

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Log_23 [Despresso]

《HomoCity》

SUNSHINE
Liu Yangyang!
What did I tell you!?

Yangyang
I'm sorryyy
I was curious to eat it!

Kunfusion
Eat!?
What did you do!?

HenDonkey
He ate a strawberry...
Scented lotion.

TakoyakiPrince
Yangyang!
You could die!

2DTYTRACK
Gosh
I leave for a minute and you ate lotion!?

MorkLEE
Hyung
Thats not as bad as when Chenle ate a piece of candy
Then he went high cuz it was Johnny-hyung's special candies

DolphinLele
Hyung
You promised not to telll!

Yangyang
that was your mistake this time

HERESJOHNNY
You are all so crazy sometimes
And Ten went bonkers on me
I'm not risking my lover to a lie

CuteDevil
Should I give you a medal for it then?

FakeDreamie
Yall should tbh

JungUwU
Luui... wtf?

DoBunny
Someone get this mf outta here

XiaoMOODjun
Isn't that the reason we got along?

MoonGrandpa
Does anyone have a copy of the festival schedule?

Nana
I think i need coffee

Yangyang
This is giving me whiplash
All the more reason to chug this coconut lotion

DolphinLele
Yang what the fuck
Who let u in my fridge

Kunfusion
Why do you EVEN have lotion in ur fridge?

Nana
Why wouldn't he?
His coconut aint that far from this coffee i just ordered, hyungie

HuangMoomin
But Minnie you already had four espresso's!
Thats too much!

2DTYTRACK
Four!?
Na Jaemin are you even sleeping!?
Thats too much!?

XiaoMOODjun
He's crazy
Someone hold him down
All that caffeine will kick him

JeffreyJung
Jaemin get away from the cafe

Nana
But
Hyunggg
I need coffee~
Its my source of life
My true love

HuangMoomin
Oh
So who the fuck am I?

PuppyNono
Uh heck yah
Who the hell did i date?

Nana
Wait
No not like that
Let me explain

HuangMoomin
No
I understand
I was ONLY dating Nono

Kunfusion
Le gasp
Renjun are you okay!?

DoBunny
Jaemin all that coffee is dangerous
It can mess with your heart

Yangyang
I mean
Look what happen
The heart statement is true

PureWinko
Imagine the insane amount of caffeine
It'll keep him crazy awake

TakoyakiPrince
Ngl
Its pretty good

Nana
See~
Yuta-hyung agrees with me

FakeDreamie
May someone explain why I saw Winwin running off?
Nvm i br

CuteDevil
Bet he went to his boyfriend
I wish Yuta goodluck

TakoyakiPrince
Shit
Winwin just went in the field!

HERESJOHNNY
Run bitch run

HenDonkey
Why is it that you are so obsessed with coffee?

Nana
It tastes bitter
Then i feel slightly shocked
And it makes me energized.
Its good~

DoBunny
Not all the time
Jfc you child

JisungPWARK
Guyss
Helpp~

JeffreyJung
What happened?

JisungPWARK
Someone just messed my locker up
Its filled with paper balls

Nana
I think coffee can wait
Jaehyun-hyung leggo!

HenDonkey
The person who messed with him dying

SUNSHINE
I'll burn them alive
Renjun

HuangMoomin
I'll buy gasoline
If you buy the lighter

Yangyang
Again
My every decreasing sanity can wait
Jisung-ah i'm cominggg!

MoonGrandpa
Guys
Hello?
I just wanted the schedule
You guys are mf

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