The first wave of questions was given by @CS_is_dumb!
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Host: First question!
To Cloaker: What's the deal with you and Ghostlist? Is it something personal, or do you just not like them?
Cloaker: Wait, that's what that absolute degenerate's name is? Eh, The reason why I hate that jackass so much was because of something that happened in Tension, a subfloor.
Cloaker: I hate to admit it, but I got kidnapped by Ghostlist in said Tension, to which they... eh, I'm not sure If I want to say it.
Journalist, behind the camera: Don't worry, it'll be fine...
Cloaker: Well if you say so, nerd. So to put it short, These animal-like mutations I have weren't always here. I got experimented on, and boy was it PAINFUL as fuck...
*Cloaker picks up his lizard tail, it slinks out of his hand. He continues ranting.*
Cloaker: But did that spooky motherfucker care? Of course not! They also temporarily got rid of my voice as well! I sounded like I was a radio emitting morse-code static for the past few weeks...ugh...
Cloaker: That oddly creepy grin they had while they practically ripped me from the inside out...and those skinny ass claws as well...ugh...I think I'll have nightmares about that...
Cloaker: But to put it short: Whoever that was gives me severe PSTD and I don't wish to be withing their presence again.
Journalist, Internally: Damn, I was THAT bad...but perhaps it was my fault going that far...
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Host: To Eiso: How does it feel to be a baby lol
Eisoptro: I'm used to it at this point. I always get picked on for being the youngest by my siblings to the point it's a normal occurrence.
Eiso: The good part about it is that I can practically get away with anything! Because...
*Eiso clears their voice*
Eiso: "tHeY'Re jUsT a CHilD, ThEy dOn'T kNow AnYthInG!"
Eiso: Hehehe! Youngest child privileges.
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Host: To Journalist: Just because you remind me of a friend of mine, how is it dealing with everyone's chaos?
Journalist: Not the best if you're constantly stressed out over work and making sure they don't do anything stupid. Seeing them here and not doing their duties out there, it's scary how less intimidating they all are.
Journalist: But hey, being the responsible one has its share of benefits.
Distantly, Decoy: WHO TOOK MY FOOD!? TAG!
*Anatidae is seen, giving the Journalist a slice of Pizza as Decoy turns into a literal cloud of some and chases after Tag*
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Host: A question for me! To Host: Deal with my idiot for an hour. (CS sets CS!Host in front of TW!Host.)
*Suddenly, CS!Host appears beside TW!Host*
TW!Host: Woah! So this is CS!Host that Coffee was talking about...
CS!Host: Intriguing...Who are you?
TW!Host: Why, I'm Host! Well...TW!Host to be exact.
*CS!Host nods intriguingly*
CSH: I'm also Host, but for CSDR. Assuming your name, you also host game shows as well?
TWH: Mhm! The games I host are Trivia Games but with a twist in Doors-Type fashion!
CSH: Oh! Well, I host reality shows and some others. Mostly about murder.
TWH, excitedly stimming: Same here! I have quite an obsession with all things murder!
TWH: Do you wish to see my studio though?
CSH: I'm interested, go ahead!
TWH: C'mon, other me! I'll show you around!
*TWH drags CSH away into their studio happily*
(Skit coming soon)
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Journalist: Since the Host is busy, To Cloaker: Imagine drowning, idiot. ("Accidentally" spills a cup of water on them lol)
Cloaker: What-
*Suddenly, a bucket filled with water is doused on the Cloaker.*
Cloaker: AGH! You ruined my outfit-
*Since Cloaker is very much wearing electric accessories, Bro gets electrocuted to which his knees buckled and he writhes in agony on the floor.*
Cloaker: *Pained hissing and yelping*
Journalist: *Very concerned expression from behind the camera*
Cloaker, recovering from that: ...You proud of yourself? You cucker...
*Cloaker passes out. A faint, Enderman-like static can be heard*
Journalist: *Quickly writing something down before looking at the camera that has been set up like a tripod.*
Journalist: So that's why Cloaker hates water if you're so curious. Not saying he deserved it because of the whole "Do your worst!" thing he said in the intro, but, at least he finally got what he was asking for.
*The Journalist sighs, before grabbing Cloaker by the legs and dragging him away.*
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Host: A Fanfare, please!
Host: We're done with the first wave of questioning!
Host: But you may still give us questions if you wish to.
Host: Our word count for this wave is 729!
Host: With that being said, we bid you adieu, Farewell!
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Doors Entities (+ Fantities!) QNA (and Skits)
Fantasy!Cover in Progress! Just a simple ask AU for Doors entities and some fantities (Entity OCs) I have! There are also story anecdotes, so please be wary of those! Recently, reports of a mysterious building have appeared at [REDACTED], an abandoned loca...
