Bro I had the weirdest dream about you last night 😨
So we were having a sleepover and we were getting ready to have fun and build a fort and whatever and then there was a knock at your door..
so we opened it and there was a dude holding a bag of cocaine in a really colourful outfit he said there was traces of drug use within your family so that means you have to compete in the cocaine Olympics. We were so confused 💀So he like teleported us to this place and there was this absolutely massive block. Like HUMONGOUS. It was many many kilometres long, wide and high. "What is this place?" you asked the strange man. "This is the place you must do your triathlon at" he replied. So we went through a door to enter the massive place and inside was dozens of rooms full of obstacle courses but like super hard ones with really high rock climbing and crocodile filled lakes and shit
Then suddenly your mum just appeared out of nowhere. She was like an NPC in the dream she didn't talk much she kinda just followed us around 😀 Fast forward us playing on some of the not as dangerous equipment in a kid's room (it was still pretty dangerous there was a manky old bridge that broke apart as we tried to cross manky pond and we had to slide down freezing cold ice that burnt our skin).
So fast forward some stuff I don't remember I asked when you have to do this triathlon thing as we literally in the middle of a sleepover and he said the place will be up for 3 days but if you don't do it you get a death penalty.( I have no idea what this has to do with cocaine 💀)
But I didn't have to the thing because cocaine was only found in your ancestors and not mine ? idk 😭So yeah he said you'd die if you didn't do it so now we were panicking but I rly wanted to just continue our sleepover and was saying it's up for 3 days you can do it tomorrow or the day after which is something I'd never say irl because uhm no 😨 But anyway we were arguing about it idk why I was so desperate to have a sleepover when your life was on the line here 💀 But then the dude just casually said "oh yeah the triathlon will take you about five to complete". "FIVE HOURS?" HOW HARD IS THIS THING?" Your mum finally said something but we were both thinking the same thing. We look at the rooms and saw that at the back of each one was a massive long tunnel that seemed to lead to other rooms, just as dangerous or even more? we didn't know.
So um yeah lots of arguing and drama later you were in your hero era and there was like a dramatic scene in the dream of you with you straightening tour posture and doing like a confident pose and you said something like "It doesn't matter Jasmine. We can have more sleepovers. But you can't have another me. It's my ancestors that have traces of cocaine in them. If my life is on the line, then I HAVE to do this.."
So then I understood and I agreed but I was sad because the sleepover was gonna be so fun because we had a bunch of cool stuff planned 😔
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Bro I Had The Weirdest Dream About Us Last Night 😨
AléatoireCocaine ahh angsty ahh dream