Being in Both the Imperial Guard and Diner is a Nightmare..

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Howdy!

The Diner shoved Warhammer 40,000 into a 4 hour Mike Force event, an Arma 3 VR gamemode well known for giving mental trauma to those who play it, and where the enemy comes in hordes, and not squads.

Also, for some reason (and this might be anecdotal), they feel a lot more angry. Though, that could easily be due to the fact that it felt like every enemy soldier owned a plasma gun, which hurts a lot-

Cut to Sharkus being blown away by a direct plasma impact

..Well, now that I think about it, a ton of the plasma trauma was self inflicted..but we don't need to talk about that. I do hope you guys enjoy watching the Diner turned Imperial Guard being bullied into oblivion, and I will see you around.

Weeeeeeeee....

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"WE'RE GONNA DIE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN BARN!" Aeron yelled, with six others shooting back out of the windows, and wood splinters being flung into his face. Sharkus crawled in, yelling "WE NEED FUCKING AIR SUPPORT."

Aeron crouch ran outside, immediately got shot and crawled back in, calling for Sharkus "DUDE, PLEASE DO IT. SHARKUS." Who, in that short period of time also got shot and fell over face first, but got himself to turn to lay on his back, muttering intelligible crap "..hell, WE'RE IN FUCKING HELL! JESUS CHRIST!"

SHARKUS DIED

"THEY'RE IN THE CORN!" (Not to be confused with Khorne.) Aeron yelled, starting to shoot at the enemies within the endless fields of corn. Cat, being wounded but still shooting, announced his plans over the radio "I'm gonna be calling a daisy cutter on this fucking corn..." Five, who was the team medic, got Cat onto her back and ran into the bunker, yelling for everyone to "GET IN THE BUNKER!"

Five put Cat down, starting to patch him up, but not before a random ball of fire was coming out of the wall within, obscuring her vision. "WHY IS THERE FIRE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS!?"

 "WHY IS THERE FIRE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS!?"

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