Stupidity Lane

Using Very Few Nuclear Warheads on Worms

Howdy!

Today, we venture into the center of a cosmic horror-filled ice moon (Spoiler, it's something just awful.), though the real struggle seemed to be reaching the core in the first place, as the deeper we delve, the more terrifying things got. On top of that, we added more crew to our submarine-battleship-spaceship hybrid, one of them being a clown (which you may have expected whimsical jests and pranks from, but in reality, managed to wreak multiple acts of sabotage and general criminal activity upon our vessel)...

BUT, that does it for me, and I highly recommend you making it to the end of this one, and I will see you around.

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CARAMELLDANSEN INTENSIFIES WITH THE SHIP LIGHTS GOING CRAZY

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, FIVE!? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THE SHIP!?" Sharkus yelled, chasing the now horsegirl. She just chuckled, laughing like a gremlin before getting tackled by Aeron. Five just started flailing around as he carried her to a slide door, before throwing her in. "Put her into the ballast tank..."

Five then tried to escape immediately after, Aeron just grabbing out a shotgun (totally loaded with rubber slugs) and shooting her back in. Opal, who conveniently had a welding torch, was called over to weld the door shut so Five wouldn't leave. While she did so, Sharkus was just laughing at the current situation he was in while Aeron looked on.

Not taking into account the fact that the door could be opened from the other side with the push of a button, the door opened and tried to get out. Aeron just shot her with the shotgun again...and Five just fell to the floor like a sack of potatoes as a blood puddle formed. The door closed, and Sharkus...well, he had a laughing fit.

Opal was shocked for a moment, then collected herself again and looked at Aeron. "That was not a rubber slug... that did not look like rubber. Looked like buckshot to me.." Sharkus walked away as he cackled, probably for his own good, as Aeron just threw his shotgun away and replied, "He's alright."

"Ughh..." A muffled groan came from the door, which meant Five was alive...but in pain. Opal went into the ballast and dragged her out to patch her up. Aeron just shrugged, looking at the smaller grape patch her up.

"Welcome back to the land of the living, Five. After she patches you up, come into Ballast A." He turned around, and opened the hatch into Ballast A before jumping in. The two just looked at the hatch.

Opal looked back at Five after and said, "Well, I don't know how you're not bleeding much...or how you're still alive. But you're all good. Follow him into Ballast A." She gave her a pat on the shoulder before walking away.

Five sighed, getting up and jumping into the open hatch. What greeted her? "I wonder what's in Ballast A-"

Well, Aeron...water...oh, and Hipper's dead body.

Fast forward a couple of minutes..

Aeron returned to his station, being the gunner of one of the cannons on the ship. He turned the turret, which shone a bright light into the water to look at its surroundings. Seeing nothing in the vicinity, Aeron muttered "...We should be fine..it-oh. Oh. Oh there's a Mollusk." Aeron turned on his radio, and spoke.

<<All personnel, Mollusk has been spotted, bottom right of the ship. All external personnel, get back into the ship.>> And then, he pressed the big red button that had the word [FIRE] on it. But through the cannon sight, for some reason, he saw Five just swimming out there. "What in the hell is Five doing out there?" And over the radio, Five yelled, <<I'm still alive out here! Help me!>>