Slenderwoman:*Knocks on front door*
BEN:*opens the door*HOLY SHIT SLENDERMAN WITH BOOBS!!!
Slender;*Shoves him on the floor*I apologize for the green midget*Bows*
BEN:Freak yew slenderdick
Slender:*Throws him*
Tragedy:*points*WHO DAT SLENDY!!!!
Slender: excuse me~*picks me up and carries to a private place*
Tragedy: :DD
Slender: Listen Tragedy i need you and the others to be on your best behaviors
Tragedy:*blinks,and derps to the left*
Slender:*Sighs*Listen to me,you need to be good today is special o....kkk??
Tragedy:*Slaps head*Got it,Malk salad! :33
((Upstairs))
Tragedy:*holds Jeff*Jeffy boy slender needs our help
Jeff:Really?
Tragedy: yas,he told meh himself!
Jeff:This is our job as his favorite pasters
Tragedy: Yas*Holds his face*His needs this he's lonely as hell
((Two nights ago))
Slender:*eating ice cream while crying*
Tragedy/Jeff:*High five and runs*
((Downstairs))
Slender:*Goes to the Slenderwoman*Come in come in~
Slender with the boobs:where are your "Children"?
Tragedy: Hello,Slenderbitch and Slenderwoman!
Slender:*non existing eyes open*
Jeff:We'll be with you guys this afternoon or evening or night I don't fucking know
Slender: Oh my gawd imma make you two pay
Slenderwoman:*Giggles*There funny!
Tragedy:here's y'all table!
((There is no table :3))
Tragedy:*shoves a table to them*YALL TABLE!!!!:D
Jeff:I shall cook sum shoes
Slenderwoman: Um,This is nice!
Slender:*Crying on the inside*
Tragedy:*Whispers to Slender*You gotta say sumthong to ha dawg
Slender:*Whispers back*Just so you know I shall get you...
Tragedy:*Slams fist on table and points*Tell me Slenderwoman, Do you like bread?
Slenderwoman: Well,I like many things hun so yes.*Smiles((somehow))*
Tragedy: Great,He does too,hook up!!!:D
Slender:*Covers my mouth*Shush now,quiet now~She is just really emotional about me finding women
Tragedy:*muffles*No,you need a chick ur lonely dood
((Heh,who's that >:3))
Jeff:*Comes back with shoes*eat up!*Throws it at Slender*
Tragedy:*Whispers*This is going great
Slender:Get out both of you!!!
Slenderwoman:*Waves*Bye sweethearts~
Jeff:No tip?
Slender: NOW!!!
Tragedy/Jeff:♪Fuck this shit I'm out!♪
((Back upstairs))
Jeff:*Holding down the pig...trying too*
Tragedy:*Stands up*so-OH SHIET
((Pig run downstairs))
Slender: WHAT IS THIS!?!
Tragedy:*Peeks head out*You know what they say Richard, its not a date,till a unexpected pig runs by
Mabel:*High fives me*yeah
Slender:*Face palms*I'm so sorry
Slenderwoman: Why,there wonderful!
Tragedy: Thank yew
Jeff:I know,people learn from me! ;)
Slenderwoman: I'll be back tomorrow*Kisses cheek and teleports out*
Slender:*Frozen*
Jeff: So
Tragedy: Sum body owes us a-
Slender:*Grabs us by the neck*I do not owe you ANYTHING,but....thank you....I suppose
Tragedy/Jeff:*Trying to breathe*Love....yyou too
Tragedy:*Licks y'all faces*Byeh-guys
((Yup))
