Scp x Scp!Oc's

Incorrect quotes #2

208: Okay, truth or dare?
8575: Truth
208: How many hours have you slept this week?
8575:
8575: ...Dare
208: Go to bed.
8575: I don't like this game.

208: We need to distract these guys
8575: Leave it to me
8575: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
682, 049, and Able: *Immediately begin arguing*
Cain, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

208: Time for plan G.
8575: Don't you mean plan B?
208: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
682: What about plan D?
208: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
049: What about plan E?
208: I'm hoping not to use it. Able dies in plan E.
Cain: I like plan E.

208: 8575, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
8575: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
208: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask 682.

Able: HELP! I TOLD 682 I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
049, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Abby: Why are you on the floor?
Able: I'm depressed.
Able: Also I was stabbed, can you get 208, please.

Abby: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
208: Wasn't 8575 with you?
8575: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

8575: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Abby: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Able: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
049: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
8575: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

8575: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Cain: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Able: I recorded the dumb stuff.

049: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

208: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Able: 8575, when's your birthday?
8575: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Able: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

682: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Able: You could lose a few.
8575: You could be less lazy.
049: Don't be such a bitch.
682: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

Able: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

8575: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Able: Only if you also don't ask why.

Able: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

8575: ...

8575, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

208: Awe, they're getting along!

999: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
208: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
999: Oh...
Able, from across the room: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

682: *kisses 8575*
8575: !
682: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
8575: Did- did I what?
682: My chapstick, 8575. Did you steal it?
049: 682, for the love of God, not this again.
8575: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
682: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
8575: Chocolate and popcorn?
049: Why do you think it got discontinued?

208, watching 8575 & Able panic : What's going on?
682: 8575 is having a midlife crisis and Able is just having a crisis.

8575: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
682: But, little one, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
8575: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
682: Is it working?

Able: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law's face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with 'em! And maybe if you beat 'em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
8575: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Able: Whatever caves first!

049: So, 208 is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Cain: Why?
049: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
208, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

8575: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

8575: 682 and I got married!!
049: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

Able: I'm in love with you.
208: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Able: I know.
208: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

8575: Do you love my dad?
Able: Yeah, I do.
8575: 682! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
682: We all love your dad. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Able: I thought that was implied.
682: ...
8575: ...
Able, looking straight at 682: Congrats 8575, you just won 100 bucks.

Cain: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

208, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

Cain: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
8575: Burn the house down.
Cain: And what did you do?
8575: I made dinner.
Cain:
8575:
Cain:
8575: And burnt the house down.

999: 8575, why is 682 intruding on our cuddle time?
682: 8575, why is 999 intruding on our cuddle time?
8575, in distress: Please... I have two hands...